Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Today, my office smells like a giant turnip green fart because of a sewage leak. FML
Today, a sewer main broke just outside of where I work. It smells like a latrine here but we are not allowed to close down, and the county won't do anything about it for two weeks. The only upside is that I'm not dealing with many customers, but having to smell the entire city's feces is way worse. FML
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
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L_1781 18
I will legitimately come to your house and decapitate you if you even ******* dare to write a 'shitty situation' pun ._. This is srious busnss
tintarroja 31
Throw up in front of your boss... Maybe this way him or her let you go.
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Comments (57)
TheSneakyNugget 15
I guess you could say "that stinks!"
Dale_shackleford 13
I guess you could have just said the pun that will not be named and accepted the down votes.
L_1781 18
I guess you could say 'I'm going to be forever alone!'
L_1781 18
I will legitimately come to your house and decapitate you if you even ******* dare to write a 'shitty situation' pun ._. This is srious busnss
isuckwithnames 22
You're describing a real shitty situation.
L_1781 18
Yes I am - one you'll be in very soon :)
tomvertigo 17
I hope you get shitty-punned to death.
L_1781 18
Looks like that's about to happen
M3DO 24
That's a shitty situation
teentee401 37
Sounds like a shitty situ - *gunshot*
thesmeagol 22
shitty shitty bangbang
Dick_diamond 22
Challenge accepted!! That sounds like a real shitty situation..
L_1781 18
Can I have your zip code by any chance? Just for educational purposes... TO EDUCATE YOU DICKS ON WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE THAT PUN
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You're not you when you're hungry, #4. Want a snickers?
CheekyRaccoon 27
Wow shit just got serious here.
GolgiTendonOs 18
What a shit show this comment section turned into.
L_1781 18
Your right, I've not been feeling myself lately xD
tintarroja 31
Throw up in front of your boss... Maybe this way him or her let you go.
princessshaybaby 13
Or.. Throw up on the boss, that'll show em!! ?
brenton490 19
And people called me crazy for my end of the world bug out bag in my car with a gas mask in it. Who is laughing now.
Calingaladha 21
Gas masks don't filter out everything...and especially when you don't replace the filters.
theoldman 22
You should have said you were sick and didn't want to add to the shit-suation.
tomvertigo 17
You get a gold star, #8
FSGInsainity 15
The world is ending. A good shit pun!
Estelle101_fml 13
That sounds like a very unhealthy environment.
noah_1234 24
The way he described it in detail just makes me want to puke myself
TheMathMajor 26
seriously. OP, you can contact OSHA about that and report them.
914smv 18
maybe something died in it? i would not have even opened up if it was that bad...
captsnugglez153 5
I too throw up when my work doesn't let me leave work early... disgusting
eagleriverjohn 24
That's a health hazard. I think they should've been forced to shut down until it's fixed