Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
Well, I guess now you know Victoria's dirty secret.
RichardPencil 32
Some dudes would pay a lot of money for that treatment!
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Comments (57)
Bustedbutsilent 13
That sucks. I hope you told the employees!
WinterChild 20
Well, I guess now you know Victoria's dirty secret.
RichardPencil 32
Some dudes would pay a lot of money for that treatment!
Lady_Spaghetti 36
Yo she said DIRTY underwear.
GhostFox 34
And a lot of people, primarily males, do in fact pay a lot of money for dirty underwear.
Lady_Spaghetti 36
with skidmarks?
LyricaSilvan 30
There are some gross people out there, 23.
Sir_Cow 17
#24. I would not call someone gross because of their (Yes, I think the idea is gross) fetish as long as no one is affected by it.
crethan33 6
@26 but sniffing shit stains out of a pair of panties is gross i bet its all crusty too
RichardPencil 32
And for the record, I'm not one of those dudes.
Sir_Cow 17
27. Yer, it is gross. But it could be your dad or maybe Obama.
Lalala579121 28
Thanks, Obama.
SSJ4Asterisk 5
Aww I thought that I was going to be all funny and say. "I'll give you $20 for them"
chosha_fml 27
Sheer terror? Really? At a pair of dirty undies?
Steephx0 23
Dude.. Girls underwear can get pretty nasty. Especially if it's that time of the month for her. Id be terrified too
Lady_Spaghetti 36
ANYONE's underwear can be nasty. In fact, I'd argue that 8/10 times unwashed underwear is nasty.
nodeathtoall 19
I mean I'd freak out if I wasn't expecting it
lexiieeex3 32
I feel like this woman had so many alternative options...
crushcrusher 33
Atleast it didnt land on your face!
creditless 14
no, you misread the situation... it's a new Olympic sport: the 100 meter Dirty Panty Relay... u gotta hand it off to the next lady, unless you were the anchor :))
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Were you in Frankston?
KatieJBabe 27
If it was Frankston, a dirty needle would be more likely.
OkitaCockroach 19
Well... She must have had good reason to have to do so. Or she's just a sick person who needs to be disciplined.
OkitaCockroach 19
I meant steal the underwear, not throw her dirty ones! Haha
cuz803 46
Free panties! Now clean them and see if they fit you. If they don't, drop it to a place that takes clothes
Lady_Spaghetti 36
i wouldn't touch someone else's dirty underwear much less put them on
kelliecraine 2
No place takes used undergarments ....