Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.
Grand_Cookie 21
You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.
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Comments (143)
sarcasmOffended 14
Actually, YDDH. You dont deserve her.
Caribbeankid14 10
How is this an fml for the OP when he clearly deserved it? Should be an fml to OP's gf...
SynysterNero 20
You deserved that one because there's no excuses for cheating on someone.
thehowiie 6
Is your relationship still intact?
NagainaFier 16
I'm going to go on a limb and guess 'no'... Hopefully. If OP's (ex) GF has any self confidence. Remember kids; if they do it once, they'll do it again!
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure.... The fact that she confronted the other girl, then didn't believe OP and thought he lied makes her seem like the worst kind of stage 5 klingon. A stage 5 klingon with a mean left hook. I personally don't think he has much of a choice in whether the relationship is intact or not. I suspect that she has put him in the "till death do us part" category.
NagainaFier 16
Seems like a fair enough punishment for his misdeeds... I'm just very, very confused as to why she would think he was lying about cheating? Baaaah, this is why I don't date; too much brain hurt
skatoolaki 24
You're probably lucky all you got was punched in the face.
westboundcali 13
You're clearly not ready for a relationship so why get in one?
Timber147 9
Not to smart buddy! If you wanted to cheat then obviously your still looking for your girl, I understand that. But break up with the girl your with now first!
M3DIC4T3 29
Stay faithful or stay single, OP.
NagainaFier 16
Of course she denied it! Regardless of whether or not I knew I was the other woman, I'd never own up to playing the role of 'home wrecking *****' if confronted like that. On that note, you get no sympathy from this girl unless your ass was Mickey'd. Which I find extremely doubtful.
BadLuckDude12345 14
You deserve it, you f*cking @sshole.
MuseFan1991 14
******** asshole. no need to censor on here :D