Today, someone thought I was my boyfriend's daughter, instead of his girlfriend. I'm 4'11", he's 6'2", and this has happened four times already. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone asked me if I was my boyfriend's little sister, just because of our height difference. He's 6'2", I'm 4'11", and this is the fifth time it has happened. FML
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He's 6'2 and I'm 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out my husband only started to date me because he thinks I look like his daughter. She was 5 at that time. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I was meeting my daughter's boyfriend and I joked I’d have to show him who was boss around here (my wife, without a doubt) but as a 5”8 man I have no idea how to intimidate a 6”11, 20 year-old who looks like he was born in a gym. My wife won’t stop laughing at me. FML
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UnbrokenRose 13
I've read a lot of your comments here, and I can confidently say that you're one of the dumbest bitches alive.
FluffythePink 23
It's one of the problems with being a mixed height couple. Next time just start making out in front of them and watch their faces.
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FluffythePink 23
It's one of the problems with being a mixed height couple. Next time just start making out in front of them and watch their faces.
copalolita 17
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Your man is secretly a pedo/has pedophilic tendencies if he’s dating someone your size. Gross. YDI. Find someone your own size and not a borderline pedo freak🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
UnbrokenRose 13
I've read a lot of your comments here, and I can confidently say that you're one of the dumbest bitches alive.
copalolita 17
So you think “dumb” is synonymous to “honest”? Interesting.
Lost Reggie 22
You suck, go away.
Underscore_foo 5
Copa, please stop commenting your dumbass comments on every post. Do you even know the story of Lolita, the very name you use in your username? It’s about a grown man who desires a 12 year old. At least change your username before calling others p*dos
copalolita 17
If you actually knew what my username meant, it’s actually a dessert with ice cream. Also, I reserve the right to put my two cents on this blog whether you like it or not.
Alan Staff 59
Not if you're going to make bizarre and baseless accusations you're not. Consider yourself warned.
Lost Reggie 22
It will happen a lot. I dated a 4'8" woman and I'm 6'2". Even got questioned by the police. (She was 27, I was 24)