Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
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maz95 17
Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.
Grand_Cookie 21
You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.
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Comments (143)
llama612 27
YDI but also the reason that girl lied is probs because she didn't want to get her ass kicked by your GF. Still though what guy would lie about by saying he cheated, wouldn't it be the other way round?
SAgirl 23
And you want sympathy because?
Enslaved 38
"Et tu, Brute?"
Enslaved 38
I wrote this Latin phrase because of the OP's name. And it's an expression used when being betrayed by an unexpected person that you'd considered a close friend.
perdix 31
I just had to thumb this up for the great reference to Julius Caesar who either said or was the inspiration for many useful phrases like, "beware the Ides of March," "The die is cast and we have crossed the Rubicon," and "Veni, vidi, vici (I came, I saw, I conquered)." Plus, he invented a birthing method and a salad!
Enslaved 38
Hmmmm Caesar's mother lived and raised him so I wonder if he was actually born through a c-section. In those days, she probably wouldn't have survived. But hell yeah, let's hear it for those salads!
Zebediabolical 45
I can't see any reason in which you don't deserve it, OP.
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Either way. You deserved it
How_you_doin 10
You were getting punched either way and dont even complain you piece of shit! your gf should have done more than just punched you! People who can't keep it in their pants WHILE IN a relationship piss me off. If u don't want to be with someone anymore that's fine, fair enough! But don't cheat!!!!!!
ileenefudge 29
I agree! I went through the same shit with my sons dad at work and I had to find out from other co workers that he was cheating on me with a co worker that got to close to my son and I ( she was at my house, he was taking my car to bring her in dates ect.) and she knew I was with him at the time. I hope you don't have kids until you mature OP and if its so hard to stay faithful to someone who is to you than be single and don't lead the poor girl on. People like you take for granted what they have and than complain when it's gone. I hope you break up with her for her sake because if she didn't break up with you, I'm sure your bound to cheat again now that you know you can get away with it with just a slap on the wrist.
KingCeltic77 18
Well why would she think that you claimed to have cheated for no reason?
perdix 31
Somehow, I don't think you'll be getting any from either girl anytime soon. If there's anything lower on the desirability scale than a cheater, it's a cheater who's a blabbermouth.
1deep4life 11
Agreed.... And he always has match.com! He better start working on that profile
whY402Jay 12
Because OP probably doesn't seem like cheating material.
zanoty 17
You deserved being punched for cheating alone