Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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dinorider_fml 4
Well at least they sound like they deserve each other
Vidrill 22
If he wants your cowardly, lying bitch of a "girlfriend", he can have her. I know it hurts now, but you deserve someone who will at the very least be upfront with you.
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Comments (92)
dinorider_fml 4
Well at least they sound like they deserve each other
beddington 7
Yep, and he'll probably confront OP's girlfriend about it later. She'll confirm the situation, and this D-Bag will probably punch her in the face also.
Stealthed 8
So everyone gets their just desserts, I guess it's a good thing OP will be getting out of that relationship! (Not that I condone hitting women though)
crazedboy45 2
Hitting women is wrong but she deserves to be punished some other way
davisjenny81 30
Hitting anyone is wrong unless absolutely necessary
PipingMouse 14
FYL, OP. Hopefully you didn't get into a fight over that girl. You'll find a better girlfriend :)
gmaniac93 7
BURN! Gonna need some ice for dat BURN!!!
superguppy19 3
It's people like u that cause this unnecessary nonsense
IAmJad 18
I think it's pretty obvious that he got in a "fight" over her...
samsch0 0
I totally agree with you. If she is going to cheat, is she really worth the heartache?
samsch0 0
I totally agree with you. If she is going to cheat, is she really worth the heartache?
Alihb 16
If only Stuart Little was as cool as ur icon.
KVKdragon 26
Prove it to him if it matters that much to you. If he still doesn't believe you, drop in with your GF and rub it in his face as revenge for him punching you >:)
Mioko_fml 6
She cheated on him with someone else, I don't think she would help him get "revenge" on the new bf.
Gottobekiddingme 7
The revenge for being punched is to continue to be cheated on? And prove you're OK with it? Fight back or walk away. Only two options.
0RedPenguin0 8
Evidence is the easy way to solve this sort of thing
MrClean17 15
That's what I was thinking. 3 years of dating? There has to be at least a photo or something with OP and his girlfriend.
Pleonasm 36
They sound like they're good for each other! Confront her about this, OP, and if she doesn't want to change anything or be sorry, leave her for this fruit.
Trisha_aus 15
I like fruits
Pleonasm 36
I was thinking kumquat for this guy, or prune.
cr3ativity 15
I was thinking durians
nikininja 4
The kumquat... Is it just me or does this sound like it could also be the name of an obscene sex position? Maybe I just have an active imagination.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Ugli fruit, definitely...
lilhellian 27
25 It's where the guy squats over the girl while cumming.
ICastillo 25
#13 I was think dingle berry...
ICastillo 25
Thinking*
FizzyApple 3
The way you worded this made it seem like you were saying that YOU are the fruit.
XPetrova 10
No shit. That's why it's called, FML.
GhostChickens 17
The best revenge for that punch is to let him keep the cheater. Move on, get someone better, learn to dodge punches, have fun.
Instagrants 8
It sounds like confrontation is only going to make the situation worse for you. So better that you've found out now OP, instead of years down the line when you could have possibly been married with children. You had a lucky escape.
Vidrill 22
If he wants your cowardly, lying bitch of a "girlfriend", he can have her. I know it hurts now, but you deserve someone who will at the very least be upfront with you.
bandofsand 10
Win some, lose some I guess.