Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.
Grand_Cookie 21
You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.
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Comments (143)
speedyw03 6
His former girlfriend should be the one posting this.
ImmaToxicCupcake 3
she would probably punch you anyways. you totally deserved it.
Mynameislinh 24
Considering I've been cheated on a few times, at least OP confessed. Most guys will wait until their significant other finds out and then run. Still, YDI OP.
mattyiscool123 26
It's your fault for cheating A person finding out they were cheated on is like a stab in the neck
chuckcloninger 12
You're stupid. You felt bad because you cheated and just HAD to tell your blameless girlfriend so she could fell bad along with you? Putz!
Viet_fml 9
Catch 22
Treyzania 16
But are you two still together?
TiffGreen 11
You deserved it sooo.. your gf should be the one to say FML not you
01Ben21 10
And douchebag of the year award goes to!
enginsteve 17
Sweet! go for a threesome!