Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.
Grand_Cookie 21
You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.
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Comments (143)
noelasis94 18
Well played mate you got away with cheating, which means you kept your girl unless you don't want her anymore. Sounds like shell be a tough one to get rid of.
mrwawa 8
Assholes like you...
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
I'd say it's safe to assume 13 doesn't have a girlfriend. Douche.
MermaidAnnariea 10
you are the worst kind of shit.
emag_eht 18
Do you seriously expect anyone to have pity in you? You CHEATED on someone. OP you're just an asshole.
zandalee 20
Lets hope you learn from this OP. Judging by your whining tone though, I doubt it.
NioBerry 7
shhh don't question the mad their emotional ninja skills
karlcolt45 19
I heard that! I too am so good that girls can't believe it! small world.. though you should stick with your mate, mate
emilyjgraham 34
What the **** are you trying to say?!
WhisperSoflty 20
39, after running it through my illiterate douchebag translator, it comes out to: "I understand, man! I, too, try to get away with cheating and think its cool! But you shouldn't cheat." Still doesn't make too much sense, but for a whole different reason.
Vicanlp 10
Yeahhhh, you deserved that. Props for admitting it to your girlfriend, but that doesn't outweigh what you did. You had that punch coming.
auroravi 6
How come it is so hard to stay faithful? Stay single if you can't. You deserve it, lucky she did not dump you:)
1deep4life 11
Or simply because they just can. There doesn't always have to be a scientific reason for it or some deep dark reason like abandonment issues or whatever. Some people cheat because they can.
lexxiii 17
Even though you deserved it for cheating, I do have just a tad more sympathy for you because you actually confessed to it. Most of the time, you end up finding out from other people.
BarakatsBurrito 7
Sounds like the plot to the Scarlet Letter
xStaciexLynnx 15
I think you need to work on your reading comprehension.
skatoolaki 24
How??
Stefanie88 24
I don't think we read the same book.....
BarakatsBurrito 7
Somehow my FML glitched and posted that here...huh...meant to go somewhere else.
Kittycorn 17
You probably still would have got punched if the girl had told the truth.
Enslaved 38
"It wasn't me" Looks like Shaggy was the one teaching the lesson of what to say when confronted by a crazed girlfriend?