Today, my ten-year-old sister had to write out my job application because no one can read my terrible handwriting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Useless
Today, I was forced to write a job application letter that boils down to, "I can't do this job, please don't hire me." FML
Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
Cursed cursive
Today, I realized I am one of those people who has trouble reading their own handwriting. It looks like someone trying to write in cursive when they don't even have the slightest idea what cursive writing even is. I do know what it is. I'm just very, very rusty. FML
Beyond help
Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML
Today, my little sister, who's still in high school, proved beyond a doubt she's better at my computer repair job than I am. She proved it in front of my customers and my manager, who brushed me aside and offered her a job as soon as she graduates. FML
Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
What the **** does this mean, dude?
Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
Well I'm not sure your perfectly legible application filled out in crayon will do you much better.
doodlecloud 27
25 - That is true for some people but it's certainly not true of ALL messy writers OR smart people.
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zingline89 18
Well I'm not sure your perfectly legible application filled out in crayon will do you much better.
plum_lovin 28
Why don't you just type it on a computer? I mean even if you have to go to a local library to do that. Printing out your information on applications always looks good and professional.
iLike2Teabag 27
I think the job application is the forms that they give you and you have to fill out. By hand.
SnuWolf 15
I hope you people know that having messier handwriting means that you are a smarter individual and can think faster than those with neater handwriting. Thinking faster results in reacting faster and thus; faster, messier handwriting.
doodlecloud 27
18 - Copy out on word, scan it in and edit, ask employers for a digital file..
doodlecloud 27
25 - That is true for some people but it's certainly not true of ALL messy writers OR smart people.
Ameel_fml 19
#12 Some job applications require hand-written applications so that they can get an idea on how good your hand-writing is. It's mostly required for jobs that involve a lot of handwriting.
doodlecloud 27
45 - I meant those options are available if you really have to. I think when possible you should just practice until you can do it well, however, some people do have conditions that get in the way. So if it's a job that requires handwriting then fair enough, no computers, but if it requires minimal handwriting and you had such a condition, THEN you should use one of those methods and explain to the employer.
citygirl28 11
Just because we have computers is no justification for poor literacy!! it's a basic skill! Maybe you don't need to know how to cook an egg because you can go to IHOP? Or how to add because you've got a calculator? This makes me sad. OP - FYL indeed, F anyone's L who can't write decently by hand and F the education system that lets so many kids down
NagainaFier 16
Well I'll just go curl up and cry now; on the other hand, if they take the time and effort to go through med school, OP has a promising future as a doctor?
RedPillSucks 33
They don't even teach cursive any more.
CheeseHater 23
#25, you have horrible handwriting, don't you?
monnanon 14
65- some people just cant write well by hand. it has nothing to do with being literate but with motor skills. for some people (like myself) no amount of practise will make a difference. i can however write with both hands, badly.
TheWhiteLotus 5
And at the same time, those smarter individuals would think to write more legibly. OP can at least practice her handwriting, as K-6th grade would have taught you, to begin with.
Phoebe_Buffay 14
actually, my friend in elementaryhad the neatest writing I've ever seen and she maintained a 4.0 gpa all six years
Bcfrmkc816 17
Bah-zing!!!
RodzillaX 30
Practice makes perfect. Unless you have Parkinsons.
RodzillaX 30
Great actor of The Mighty *****? Well played sir.
14avalentour 9
Not a nice joke at all you should say sorry
Awahso 25
Just write it out slowly...
GothickNihilist 15
For all we know OP could have carpal tunnel or shaky hands , due to medication. Sometimes I wish there was a need more info button.
wjh100 13
I have shaky hands due to medication as well as always writing to fast for no reason. but after a few years of using lettering block caps in drafting I can fill out forms legibly, I just can't right papers legibly
mollyjynxjax 28
Being left-handed can make things rough as well. Your hand drags across what you write and if you lift your wrist, it cramps up. I can only use certain pens because of that, and pencils are a no go unless absolutely necessary!
Koravel 10
I had amazing hand writing at 10, now it's "ill just use this computer instead"
dathan 14
I think that's because of the fact that your hair doesn't allow you to see what you write..
14avalentour 9
So he can't see what he writes but he can see what he types, that makes sense
mb2_native 15
35, I'm thinking how many times has he walked into a door or something haha
Koravel 10
One two many times lol
mackdeezy 22
Practice! You only deserve it because clearly you take shame in it but seem not to make any honest effort otherwise.
sailorzoe 14
Intelligent people usually have bad handwriting. It's science.
Zazoo1995 23
I agree with 43. Have you seen the average Doctor's handwriting? My mother told me that it's usually because most of the time, the person with bad handwriting has so much going on in their head and their hands can't keep up. That's how I was when I was little.
mb2_native 15
43, there are a lot, and I mean a lot of people who died because of the handwriting of doctors. I've been writing since I was in grade 3-4, that's when they started teaching us. I think i was the only one who kept at it. Now, my handwriting is so cursive, not many people can read it, but every teacher I had since then have always complimented and always a look of surprise on their face. Plus side, no one ever asked to use my notes, only a few hahah
Zimmington 21
Handwriting is overrated
Mister_Triangle 21
It's like the typography police are out in full swing, downvoting anyone who suggests that handwriting isn't that important.
izzie321 27
Studies show that people with bad handwriting are usually very smart, because since they have so much going on in their head that their hands can't keep up with their thoughts.
laughmaster 9
Try writing on a hard cover textbook, that always works for me idk why
KittyKillsalot 7
Hey cheer up OP!! Doctors have the worst handwriting!! A sign maybe?
RadikulRam 16
That's because they have to take down notes really fast, a computer science student like me has terrible hand writing because we're too lazy to write.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Or not:P
NFSMax 5
Either way you make the decisions, knowing whats best for your interviews. Attitude!!
dietbacon 13
you could type it...