Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
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maz95 17
Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.
Grand_Cookie 21
You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.
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Comments (143)
happylawyer 16
You cheated and were so selfish as to tell your girlfriend. YD that and much more. Confessing may put you at ease with your guilt, but hurts the other person. If you cheat, you don't love your partner enough. End the relationship and avoid hurting him/her any more.
Ziggy122 15
Well, you deserve the punch in the face for cheating in the first place, dumbass.
1deep4life 11
If you're not married then it's not cheating. That's what my grandma always told me.
CheeseHater 23
I'm sorry to tell you this. But your grandma isn't very bright.
1deep4life 11
Well if a person chooses to cheat on his/her boyfriend/girlfriend there are no legal consequences and there is no divorce. The couple just simply breaks up so in that hand if you're not married then it doesn't really matter.
ileenefudge 29
If you are in a relationship whether you are married or not and you pursue someone else you are in fact cheating. There is no excuse for it and I'm sure you would be saying differently if you had or have a partner that you have come to love cheated on you and left you for them.
1deep4life 11
All I am saying is that it is a whole lot better and without LEGAL problems if you're not married. Anyone who has ever been through a divorce can and will tell you that getting a divorce and just breaking up are two major different things. So I say if you're going to cheat do it while you're not married!
ileenefudge 29
It would be better to just stay single if you are going to cheat. Yea a divorce makes it harder to leave a relationship or not but why be in a relationship and than cheat. If you wanna act like you are single than be single. If you are going to be in a relationship, than stay faithful to that person. It's really not that hard.
1deep4life 11
Yes I absolutely agree with you. Regardless of what kind of relationship you're in a person should never play with the other persons feelings.
silvanawernli 5
you're such a jerk! you deserve it!
Anitlifegrand 8
You're not a real man.
tj4234 36
Clicked Y.D.I after reading the first sentence. Did you seriously expect sympathy? Arsehole.
mattorama 15
Better a liar than a cheater. Consider your dumb ass lucky.
ileenefudge 29
.i still fear for the gf. He got away with it once what's to say he won't do it again expecting the same results.
Lomus 24
Good on you for confessing OP, it's nice you had enough integrity to at least do that, but you deserved the punch for cheating in the first place, whether or not you were lying.
TVKill3r 15
For those saying he's not a real man, he's a bigger man than most guys who go on cheating and lying about it. At least he has the gull to come forward with what he did rather than lie about it.
ileenefudge 29
He's still not a real man because he had the audacity to cheat in the first place.
ZeusWarrior 8
You got off the hook