Today, I was on my way to work. Out of nowhere, my period started. Due to allergies, I had uncontrollable sneezes. Now, I have blood all over my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I was surprised to see a lot of blood when I looked down the toilet while I was pooping, as I don't have my period right now. I've been heavily constipated since I've consumed my allergy medicines. The thing is, I need them to function normally, as I'd be sneezing every minute if it wasn't for them. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
But she'd also have to stop to get to a restroom to put one in. Some people have heavy periods right at the start, so she probably couldn't even get there by the time she realized her period started. I for one use a pad for a few days before when I think mine is coming just so I'm prepared. Tampons are harder to do pre- flow.
ojosRojos 28
Oh man, that’s a nightmare! Hope you were able to change before work.
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ojosRojos 28
Oh man, that’s a nightmare! Hope you were able to change before work.
TheCrazedHare 7
I always keep at least one tampon on me, or in my car. Considering you are going to work, you are old enough to realize you should do that. even if you are a teenager working part time you've probs had it enough time to expect to keep stuff on you.
rotflqtms_ 21
But she'd also have to stop to get to a restroom to put one in. Some people have heavy periods right at the start, so she probably couldn't even get there by the time she realized her period started. I for one use a pad for a few days before when I think mine is coming just so I'm prepared. Tampons are harder to do pre- flow.
bluejello2001 18
Having pads/tampons in her purse or car doesn't help the fact that her pants are now imitating a crime scene. Irregular periods make it very difficult-to-impossible to even wear "just in case" pads. OP, I've been right where you are. I was mid-period, had a sneezing fit at work, and had to go home and change because my pad had been overwhelmed (hello, clot the size of my fist!). Female anatomy can be a real bitch some days.