Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
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Top comments
NoBookNoGood 14
make sure everyone uses a different color of toothbrush.
cristy91 33
They come in every color under the rainbow, there's no reason each family member can't have an assigned color (I'm blue)
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Comments (78)
Peachtranquility 15
this always seems to happen to me! it's gross!
laurarossiox 11
Oh the joys of siblings! I hope you had a good laugh!
False_Stupidity 42
Washing toothbrushes and even having a toothbrush sanitiser would be useful for exactly this situation.
Her_Fishy 1
Same thing happened to my fiancée and I! Lol!!
Pranav175 14
RIP, that toothbrush :(
Parkour_Kid123 2
Ewwwwww
CaroAurelia 12
My mum and I did that for two days on vacation once. "Why are you using my toothbrush?" "It's mine. I've been using it this whole time." "Well, so have I."
daddysgirl8 21
This is why I have a Winnie the Pooh one!
Drosophila82 18
Gross...
JustTheFacts 5
This is how I found out my roommate was seriously colorblind. She thought my green toothbrush was her red one. For a couple of weeks.