Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
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Top comments
NoBookNoGood 14
make sure everyone uses a different color of toothbrush.
cristy91 33
They come in every color under the rainbow, there's no reason each family member can't have an assigned color (I'm blue)
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Comments (78)
Errrka_Whale 27
dude I swear this has happened to me like 5 times
UH60 26
Wtf
Errrka_Whale 27
My mom will buy my siblings and I new toothbrushes every few months, and even though I make it very clear which one is mine, one them ends up using it anyways -_-
Karol34 13
I've been there before
DanCastellaneta 17
*shudders*
ASeeR 14
and no one notice that it is wet at many times?
orochimaruwe 9
That equals kissing him several times every day, good luck living with that information
StarDust5921 16
I'm so glad this was never an issue for me (that I know of), and that I live on my own. I am absolutely grossed out by spit. FYL op.
DoomSkuller 28
This is why I labeled mine.
gintwinsmoore 20
ydi for not knowing and separating your own tooth brush from your brother's, OP!!!
Gosky3 2
That happened to me once...except it was my grandma's toothbrush. ;_;
ilanie04 16
ew