Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
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Top comments
NoBookNoGood 14
make sure everyone uses a different color of toothbrush.
cristy91 33
They come in every color under the rainbow, there's no reason each family member can't have an assigned color (I'm blue)
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Comments (78)
Ramos808 29
This reminds me of HIMYM. Marshall, Lily, and Ted have been sharing the same toothbrush for years. Lol
2happy4u 3
Eww
zeffra13 31
How has it only been a few weeks if you're already changing toothbrushes? Unless you just moved in together and he somehow instantly forgot what his looked like and started using yours instead?
JulietVoltora 15
D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G !!!!!!!!!!!
whoviancutie 9
At least it was only a couple weeks! What if it was like the HIMYM ep where Marshall, Lily, and Ted all used to same toothbrush for years...
munchly 17
Oh gross... Gurgle boiling water and peroxide! It'll hurt but it's the only option
thefredrick 10
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
zykrithium 22
At least it was your brother... and at least he put it in his mouth and not... somewhere else...
MysteryGuest214 10
Eh, your mind is so dirty and even your ellipses don't know what you mean.
gintwinsmoore 20
that he's aware of that is...
Witchylady 18
Yuck
DarkCvengence 15
Happen to md before