Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
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Pinkolulooo 0
You should explain to her what happened.
tisiphone_fml 0
Couldn't you give her a call on your way to the doctor's? Even at this point, can't you just explain what happened? If she won't believe you when your arm's in a brace, she's probably not the kind of person you want to date.
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Comments (45)
Pinkolulooo 0
You should explain to her what happened.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
he probably did but she doesn't believe him... or something:) oh and FYL
iGreen_Day 0
Think about it "on my way to the bar I dislocated my shoulder". It's true but it does sound like a lame excuse :/
escapenowx 0
agreed, he could just tell her it's true and she can go check the hospital records if she won't believe him.
patriotblue 0
you could just show her your shoulder. that sucks buddy. fyl
sparkman97 7
um, you could call her with the good shoulder.
junying 0
Yea, agree with #1.
iowa3jumpman23 0
good going
WorldWarAres 11
There's a button for that you know.
TomasT 0
You shouldn't be such a cry-baby and go anyway... Dislocated shouler... bah!
null_fml 11
If she won't believe you, get a doctor's note! High school prinicpals aren't the only ones who should find those credible. :P
tisiphone_fml 0
Couldn't you give her a call on your way to the doctor's? Even at this point, can't you just explain what happened? If she won't believe you when your arm's in a brace, she's probably not the kind of person you want to date.
anela_fml 0
some kinda notice would have been good I agree
Spandexhero 0
probably shoulda explained what happened. if u didnl that and she still got upset, then I'm sure u wouldn't want anything more to do with her.
SliceNthrice 0
I agree I think as long as you explain what happened she should understand that you didn't intentionally "ditch" her. If she doesn't understand you should just move on to the next one.
Ms_Popsergeant 0
ur lame for slipping on ice
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
you are lame for thinking he's lame for slipping on ice
Woop_Woop 0
you're lame for thinking he's lame for thinking the guy is lame for slipping on ice
joshhh11 0
woop_woop, shut up
Person1233 13
You're lame for throwing up while watching 2 girls 1 cup.
whataloadofbull 0
cupcakes... yum.
racerapj 10
Who likes Sandwiches?¿
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Well, the idea of a date is to get to know each other and see if you're interested in pursuing a relationship. Would you want to be in a relationship with someone as self absorbed as this? Believe me, it's better you found out now. These are not character traits you want to deal with for the rest of your life...
stillxsearching 3
YDI if you didn't call her as soon as it happened (or have a friend/relative do it if you were in too much pain) so she wasn't left stranded at the bar alone wondering where you were. otherwise, FYL.
gingersnapper 0
This.
escapenowx 0
ook well she's cleary retarded if you tell her what happened and she doesn't believe you.