Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
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Comments (311)
mitch123456789 0
you should kill the asshole
Oliive_fml 0
OH MY GOD. honey, permission to shoot his kneecaps off granted. but seriously, bring the asshole to justice.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
If there's some random creepy new guy your mom dragged home hanging around, sorry to say so but it's not smart of you to leave yourself open to being peeped on. You can lock a door, cover a keyhole and so on. If the door was actually open, then you're a moron, plain and simple. Aside from that, I hope you talked to your mom about that. D: Either your brother is a liar (quite possible in such a situation), or Ray needs to GTFO NOW. :X
stlcards220 4
Dumbass, some bedroom and bathroom doors dont lock. that means there is nothing she can do about it if he looks through the door. also, nowadays it really hard, if not impossible to see through keyyholes, cuz most of them are small OP- tell someone, anyone who has the power to do something, ASAP, no matter if it is ur mom, the police, or CPS.
dave101rox 0
Tell your mum... If she doesnt believe you and does nothing about it MOVE OUT WOMAN!!! :o
amazin67666 0
ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwww what a disgusting pedo. Tell your mom and if she sides with him move out or live with your real dad (if you can)
Peterjames_fml 0
HEY YOU WANNA LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU BETTER KEEP QUIET. signed RAY Im kidding, but now that i have your attention, tell someone not just fml maybe the cops?.
Eddie_Collin 0
THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD
Mancake 0
oh **** you should think about tellin your mom if thats true
HildeMS 0
hahahahah nice one of ray
lilactress717 1
OH MY GODD!!!!! =O
DrMorbid 0
Couldn't your little brother just be lying? Cou know, he got caught, he panicked and made something up? I guess this is not that simple. Be observant next days while you're in the bathroom. Try to catch him doing that.