Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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Top comments
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
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Comments (311)
gabrielso 0
Holy crap. Call the cops ASAP.
Kuroftw 0
Gross. Tell your mom and the cops.
plexico 4
Next time you think Ray is watching you, get naked, ********** while saying Ray's name over and over again. That ought to kill him.
pumface 0
YES
jessicahouse 0
ur brother might just be lying idk
dankadank 0
whats wrong with that?
alwaysalady 0
Oh my god. Tell your mom. Like, now. That is creepy as hell
InspiredByGaGa 8
No, because that's assault, and with no solid proof that this guy is doing something illegal, he'd walk away and she'd look like she was making up the story.
mawile 0
If all else fails, if he's peeping through the door, get out of sight for a second... and open the door really hard if it opens outward. That will leave a mark. Proof! Kinda. *shrug*
skullbuster 0
You don't want this to turn into one of those crappy Lifetime movie of the week events, so talk to someone. If your Mom is too cum-drunk from the honeymoon to see it and protect you, then talk to another family member. There is obviously something really wrong with step-daddy!
AlisonMyless 0
Ohh Gawd , I feel bad for you . Thats sick . You're brother could be joking though . But tell your mom , get your brother to back you up if you can , and tell the cops !! Try get proof first though .. i agree . there's nothing worse then your mom not beliving you in a situation like this .