Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
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Comments (311)
Kate528 0
I wouldn't feel safe in that house.
bethechange_fml 0
Me either...
spotty313 0
Time for a divorce.......
scattz 0
Dude, tell your mom. I had the same issues with my step dad when I was fourteen. I'm 19 in a few days and my mom still doesn't believe me that he did it. Get your bro to back you up
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
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great ****** advice delivery 15 "tell your mom, thats what i did and she still doesnt believe me after 5 years"
trekkie44 0
shes saying that so that she remembers to have her brother back her up, douche bag
Kallik 0
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lol 123, that's hilarious.
steierr 7
hahaha lol
cryssycakesx3 23
just because 15's mom didn't believe her, doesn't mean OP's mother won't.
New_York_fml 0
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There is someone....someone behind you...turn around, look at me. There is someone. ..watching ur footsteps.. Turn around it's ur step daddy ^^
Shea234 7
Your creepy. Get a life
quinkadink 0
Agreed... That was a pointless comment....
CeruleanThree 8
Why would you watch a footstep? It's not going to go anywhere or do anything...
pariah411 0
Get some proof first- then tell your Mom. Make sure you have evidence or she'll think you're just making it up.
redbluegreen 41
Depending on how old your brother is, he could be joking. That's ******* disgusting though. Tell your mom. Hopefully she believes you. I've had to deal with my mom's creepy/perverted boyfriends. I'm sorry she married him and he's your new step dad.
fucking_shit_fml 0
Yea..but why would little kids joke about these kinds of things? Something is obviously wrong here and it's not the OP or her brother. It's the Stepdad. If her brother is young, it would only make it more obvious that her stepdad is peeping on her, because kids tend to copy people's behavior.
xosmileyxo4 0
OMG redbluegreen! you are everyoones's fav commenter!!!!!!!! hiiii!
Ms_Thingie 0
Run while u still can c'mon go!!!!!!!!! ....... LOL
SweetTea90 0
Wow. That sucks. Go tell your mom or call cops.
Focnr 0
cops? really? what would they do ? nothing.
PeeblesWiggins 0
255, They'd put you on their TV show, THAT'S WHAT. Or put you on Jerry Springer.
coffee_chick 0
that is seriously ****** up. but i'm pretty sure my first reaction wouldn't be to put it on a website...i hope you at least told your mom or SOMEBODY about it
colourmealy 0
close and lock your door the next time you change..that way it will be hard for him to see you :)