Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
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Comments (311)
ZuraLasgeon 0
Lock the door....
trackstar329 0
ok. I say tell your mom. If she doesn't believe you or say "Oh, honey. Ray would never do that! Don't say those things!" Take a camera or something and put it by the door while you're in there. It'll show if it opens and who's opening it. That's just sick and wrong on soooo many levels.
X_maria_x 0
ok now dats jus wrong in SO many ways.....eww.....
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Ome. Thats creepy. Tell your mom and call the cops. You might also want to LOCK your bedroom/bathroom door too :)
jilleuhhn 0
I think I just puked a little in my mouth.
lalaland94 0
i puked a lot.
tNa693 0
Okay you people are retarded.. The door is probably locked/closed and the window probably isn't an issue.. When I first read this I pictured an old door where you could see through a crack or through a key hole (a really old house?) .. but thats not the issue.. A person shouldn't have to go through all of those extra measures in their own house with their FAMILY.. so she doesn't deserve it either way.. assholes
FYLbiatchh 0
Well thats kinda disturbing..
racheal333 0
That's disgusting... You should lock the door to the bathroom if it has one... If not that's just disturbing! Not to mention the step dad is not teaching his kids anything. FYL
starvingxartist 0
that is ******* skeevy. tell your mom before it gets worse and if she doesn't want to listen to you (my mom always told my stepdad if he hit me again she'd leave him and she never did. hopefully your mom's not that kind of douchebag, but some people are) keep an eye out, let him know that it's not okay, and tell someone else in your family that you trust, like a grandma or an aunt or if you're close, your dad. someone who'll be watching out for you.
shmaller 0
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