Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
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court3love 0
creeeeeeep to the max!
Fwippy 7
YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.
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Comments (186)
court3love 0
creeeeeeep to the max!
dfos1989 0
...AND your in the same English class?!?!
strandedinalimo 0
Lol #6.
mfmylifesrsly 30
incest ftw!
Blue_Coconuts 7
More like wincest! That's how porno's are started!
dudeitsdanny 10
#6: Yes, pay attention. This is obviously relevant. It's bad enough they're related by marriage and share a house most of the year, but having a class together? That's the straw that broke the camel's back. Transfer out of the class, OP. it's obviously gonna be awkward seeing him there.
justmeagirl 0
That's called Time to tell Mamma and Pappa! oy! ew.
confused2010 0
U should watch kissXsis the animu :P
beccaishereyay 11
ahaha #6 and #30. yeee
sublimaze 6
incest is best put your sis to the test
gorbeast 0
how old is he ? if he was like 14- ok, but 16 or around there? creep!! (get locks on your doors)
mj2123 0
Um, no. It doesn't matter if he's 14 or 17 (or 10 for that matter). Watching another person get undressed is creepy and totally inappropriate.
jazziloveberryy 3
lol #6
pun619 0
Today, I was walking in through my house and I thought no one was home. I went to my step-sisters room to check if my guitar was one her bed. As I was about to knock on the dorr she opened it and thought I was peaking at her changing. She is the same age as me and she is in my english class. FML
khung835 6
Today I watched my sister in law undress, and I couldn't do anything with her smoking hot irresistible body. FML.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
it wouldnt be incest since theyre not blood related. step sisters= no risk of genetic mutation lol
ReyEr9412 0
Yeah the OP should switch out of the English class for sure! I mean living in the same house is one thing, but seeing each other in English would just be too akward!
gabirolon 1
lmao lmao!!!
smartman136 8
105 win
Felendris 0
ok, so they had an awkward moment and you're suggesting OP moves out of the class? are you kidding? overreacting fail IMO.
nazooer 11
105 is incredibly stupid.
Xrandomkrisx 7
it's not incest.. it says STEP brother mo blood relation at all
woofis 0
in the brothers defense, he is a guy. it is perfectly natural for him to be physically attracted to her as she is not blood related. although his actions where inapropriate, he is not a creep he is human.
paigeatsflesh 11
@140. your hot. (:
WordsOfHope 0
sublamaze u spelled wincest wrong
dottie10 0
that's just wrong!!!
b1acksharpi3mark 0
paigeatsflesh is gonna watch randomkris undress...
HearseGirl1959 0
it's not incest, she said step-brother. not half brother. either way it's creepy
ezrl_ritvoi 0
#69 ftw for the comment and the number you got fyl op
yogibear01 0
this is hilarious 105
thrice324 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well, what are you waiting for? Service the man.
Anonnamus 0
Lemme guess....by making him a sandwich?
KenMcGormick 0
cockmeat sandwich perhaps
katmandont 0
Not sure this makes a difference, but it didn't say that the OP was female...
Confusedjake 0
lol I think that just makes this creepier
averageirishman 0
it's not incest since they are not really related.
cautioninsanus 0
noo it's sandvich
SilenceIsSilver 0
137 stfu I watched you undress yesterday
chutia 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
give him some love poor guy..,
myownenemy 0
isn't this already an fml?
gotpromise 0
yeah, I remember reading this exact one a month or 2 ago
canchremechanic 0
exactly?!
defaultusername 0
well, if it's a recent marraige and you're both older, whatever. if it's been years and years, that's pretty bad.
flipster916 0
I feel a Porno coming on lol
Cupffin 0
My Porno senses are tingling. QUICK! To the ****-mobile!
Fwippy 7
YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.
bubbles1286 1
THANK YOU! Gah.
jawahobbit 0
At least someone else noticed that as well.
jawahobbit 0
At least someone else noticed that as well.
jazziloveberryy 3
LOL
talonbronson 0
yeah, 'inconspicuosly' what you were looking for, op.
lilmissmeliss 0
Thank you! I scrolled through this whole thread trying to find the people who know how to speak properly. Apparently she's a little distracted in English class...
BrownSugar_fml 5
is he cute?
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Well Snicks, technically there's no blood relation, so in all honesty, it could be a somewhat acceptable relationship. I do, however, agree that OP should not have to deal with her step-brother's perversion.
supremelyf_ed 0
That's when you threaten to pluck his eyes out and feed them to the dog/cat/gerbil/snake the next time you catch him spying on you. I would feel so dirty if this happened to me.
flipster916 0
a snadatbil!!!!!???
reiyu 0
actually more like a dogercake :D