Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
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Comments (311)
Vampire_princess 0
I'm with #36 >:D
Mnemic 6
Your bathroom has a normal window? o.O Get a covered one so no one can see inside what is happening...
DirtyDiana_fml 0
wait, does this turn you on, or off?
trekkie44 0
obviously she doesnt like it if she posted an FML about it. but thats besides the point, your a dumb **** either way for posting that.
DirtyDiana_fml 0
I kid, I kid. you guys sure are hostile on fml, saying tough word over the computer isn't really intimidating.
Carribu 0
And being a fag online isn't really hardcore either. What's your point.
Sanrio90 8
If you're underage, call the cops or CPS. That sick **** has no business being around anyone. If you're a legal adult, then call the cops since he's still a ******* pervert.
DangerousBabee 0
Wow who would click YDI? I guess no matter the FML there will be some retard to click YDI for the heck of it :P People these dayz...
qwertyone 0
You and your mom need to talk.
BeeHappy_fml 0
Wow LMAO I totally agree with #6! Anyway, you NEED to tell your mom. If that doesn't work, then CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY! That's perverted and disgusting! I'm so sorry! You definitely need to take a stand! And if all else fails, drug him out, chain him up and tie his no no square to the top of a 5+ story building. Then when he wakes up, mention how he shouldn't have f'd with you.
BeeHappy_fml 0
I believe it would go like this: You: "Hey, Ray! Guess your tom can't peep if it falls off... You perved the wrong person, biotch!"
24788 7
Maybe he's checking to see if your alright. lol... no he is just a creepy mother ******.
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Oh god, that's awful. The police won't do anything. You know you should be careful now and as soon as you get the chance, move out.
pumface 0
your fault moral no. 1: dont tease older men moral no. 2: close the door if you're naked and showering.
thesmartaleck 0
Who on earth said she's teasing? Teasing her STEPDAD not to mention. And I'm pretty sure she closes the door, or else she would've already noticed him. Obviously he peeps somewhere else. OP: Lock your dad out of the house. Or catch him in the act. Seriously, you have to do something girl.
pumface 0
by not locking the door its an invitation for an older man to peak - she deserves it big time. advice: stop being so promiscuous
084813rft 0
you are as sick as him, seek professional help!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I agree with #54.
beepmeep 0
are you ******* kidding #52? "stop being promiscuous". do you even know what that means? clearly not. its a person that has many sexual relationships, and where at all do you see any kind of hint that she is having sexual relationships or even sexually active for that matter? her step dad is peeping. and regardless of all that, if someone is in the shower in your house, why would you even look? this is your home. do you really NEED to lock your own bathroom in your own home just so you don't get peeped at or possibly molested? no. you're in the comfort of your own home and clearly her stepdad is disrupting it and evidently is perverted. so shut the **** up.
pumface 0
even if this is real (which i highly doubt), she makes so many assumptions. 1. Her brother is telling the truth - he might have something against this Ray guy, or just wants to validate him peeking on his sisters older friends by saying an adult does it as well. 2. EVEN if her brother is telling the truth, most people are smarter than to blindly accept what a child says is true or not -> who says Ray is peeking on HER when she's in the shower, perhaps her brother is confused and it was his mom in there or something. 3. Shes still a ****.
apastry 6
Is this how you validate jerking off to underaged girls? Because it doesn't work that way. You're still a sick ****.
fakie_hardflip 0
pumface = ray
trekkie44 0
i kind of want to kill 63 right now.
Dingus135 0
HEY!!! my name is RAY!!!! lol jk, but thats really nasty.... i suggest PEPPER SPRAY!!!!!! (and now that i noticed it, someone already said pepper spray. i think great minds think alike)
pumface 0
im not ray, im just someone with common sense. If her parents break up because of this, its her fault. take it with a bit of salt and let the guy have his fun. I doubt shes underaged anyways
failsatlife6 0
she shouldnt have to lock the door in her own home. especially cus she was living there first most likely.
Jllybn 0
So if you have a child, you think it's okay for some old guy to look at them just because they feel that they shouldn't have to lock the door when trying to bathe? Leaving the door unlocked is not nearly them same as leaving it wide open. She never said that she leaves the door unlocked anyways. It's idiots like you that think that it is impossible for a man to control his feelings which he can do. She trying to clean up, not dancing on a stripper pole with the door wide open, last time I checked, showering with the door closed was not a promiscous activity.
Sleepwalker418 0
Pumface: Your argument is so idiotic the only thing I can manage to say to you is: If you think it's okay for an older MAN to peek on a female at any age without her knowledge, get off your **** sites and seek help. Now.
failsatlife6 0
nonononono. thats not what im saying. im saying she shouldnt have to lock the door against pedophiles in her home. because they shouldnt be there. and she needs to take care of the situation, [talk to her mom,cops,whoever]. i apologize for not making that clear.
pumface 0
Its not like he's physically abusing her or anything. She shouldnt be so selfish. this is fake anyways, so whatever
Carribu 0
Pumface, first of all, stupid ass username. Second, it is not her fault. While it is true her brother may or may not be telling the truth, it's still bad. she should do something about it because clearly she feels uncomfortable now. Third, you're a ****.
weritomexican 7
WTF? selfish? some idiot peeping on a girl without her consent who is suppose to be a father figure to her and she is feeling uncomfortable about it and she's selfish? shut the **** up pumface you freaking pedophile if she feels uncomfortable it's because she's not a **** and respects herself enough to care that someone is looking at her when she is naked. now the **** up and go get the neccessary help you need you asshole
quiet_storm09 17
Stuff I learned on fml: showering=promiscuity 52 please just stop