Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."
LaurenLo 17
Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!
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LaurenLo 17
Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!
zandalee 20
And hopefully OP hasn't floated away, being so full of gas and all...
ohgeejosee 19
You get extremely gassy when you're nervous! If you're still a virgin, best of luck with your first time! Haha
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."
ChevyRedneck85 13
Taste like onions an ketchup
confusedAsFuck 34
Taste like rotten eggs
eddeeezzyy 19
"It's a small room....okay, now the tuxedos seem really ****** up."
Epickitty58 29
"I will admit it, I may have farted...."
DedicatedNova 13
Cheer up. At least you didn't puke on the interviewer.
Rainhawk94 27
on the ear
gc327072 31
At least she didn't have to suddenly void her bowels into the nearest trash can.
123amanda123 14
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shit happens
golden_warrior 23
**fart happens**
iLike2Teabag 27
"Shart" happens.
mn_shr 22
You never know, the interviewer could've been looking for someone just like you with your physical abilities. Stay optimistic OP.
olpally 33
Lol, that's everyone's worst nightmare during an interview! :/ good luck in the future.
yellowaholic 25
I hope the interviewer just laughs it off.
debbster7 18
I'd say you aced that one, OP!
mattlw 25
I remember that movie.
jasmine2301 25
And I thought I had bad luck. Damn.