Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
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Comments (311)
AudreyKHepburn 0
Okay, this is serious. Someone needs to be alerted because this is just creepy shit. I mean, if that ever happened to be, I wouldn't immediately think, "Oh! This would make a great post for FML!". I'd be calling the police...
KiSsMyEyEs93 0
OH MY GOD!!! THTS FREAKIN NASTY!!!
Failurewithacapi 0
I read a manga like that, Except the girl got raped and became pregnate twice, her mother would belive her and so she ran away. I forgot the name...
yuesha 5
Bitter Virgin? That should be it. Though, she didn't run away... she told her mom she was moving, because she couldn't deal with the past that remained in her house. @OP// This is kind of like what happened to me. Granted, I was 13 and it involved using a mirror shard underneath the bathroom door. Never told my mom, but she divorced the asshole because he was verbally abusive, amongst other flaws. I told her about something else that had happened when I was like, 12, but she didn't believe me. Get concrete proof, and then present your case. Lock the door and put a towel over the bottom to limit peeping opportunities. Hopefully your bedroom door locks; mine did, at the time, but my ex-step-dad knew where the key to unlock it was, and it used to scare the crap out of me.
Killspammer 0
That's straight f'd up...
saveme334 0
Oh my god! Ever see Georgia Rule?
tymapmo 0
Keep in mind that talking about it to your mom MIGHT just make things worse. Bioparents tend to look out for stepparents more than their own flesh and blood these days.
rollursk8r 0
lol Your stepdad is a CREEP and a bad influence on your brother too... how did your mom ever marry this guy???? yuck!!
JayXL14 0
That's just.. wrong....
lutzluv124 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... that is beyod nasty, he is a gross old perv. he is probs. just upset he aint gettin none from your mom, but still there r websites!
the_elle_factor 0
Ugh... I caught my older brother peeping on me in the shower.... Very creepy