Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
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Comments (311)
Gina_1379 0
kick him in the balls and then say, "well you wanted a feeling there didnt u? oops not THAT kind of feeling"
cross027 0
he can go to jail for this if you get it on video a few times, video is in the case where your mom takes his side cause she loves him, and he'll probably not admit to it considering he know the consequences.
leafcrown 0
Ask your little brother if he's interested in dating a hot mama. I'm single ;) First come first serve!
shootintacos 0
uh no damn thank you.
Greenroom 0
dude. your bro is probably just being a little dick. but. also. maybe not.
KitKhatu 0
OMGG THIS IS SO SAD BUT KIND OF FUNNY DDDx
Catn92 0
157 , you sound like a good guy ^.^ and I think u should not catch him doing it becuz he could gt mad and u know... This is a tough one... Hmmmm... Tell urr mom to see him and then yeah. go from there.
Anbell89 0
Do you have a laptop with a webcam on it? If you do then just put your laptop in a good spot to record him peeping you and you can take that small piece of evidence to the police and they can take it from there. At least you'd be going to them with SOMETHING you know? Don't try and get over this, it'll only drive you crazy as you get older. Trust me :-/. p.s #2 your sick.. That's all I gotta say..
RebecaD 0
omg, that's disgusting, call the police, tell your mom , do something! he might be really planning some day on raping you!
dvs01 0
Ever heard of locking the door?
pattysays 0
your new step dad scares me. what a perv. u should report this to your mum. this is so wrong.