Today, I got stuck in the drier. My step-brother came to help out. His pullout game is weak. He literally could not pull me out of the drier and had to call a handyman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, I thought I could try and fix the broken door handle on my bedroom door. After a series of unsuccessful attempts, I got stuck inside my room. The only person who knew? My roommate, who was too busy playing loud video games to help. FML
Today, I reached behind my couch to plug my phone charger in. My arm got stuck and I had to wait for my roommate to get home to help me. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today I got stuck in a restaurant booth and needed my date to help pull me out. I'm only 23. Safe to say he won't be calling me back. FML
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
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Top comments
whatshername?! 39
How the **** do you even get stuck in a dryer? I really don't get it.
diraven 15
I think I saw this video on PornHub
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Comments (9)
Jesse Duff 15
you do realize you can squeeze back out at any time at all...
diraven 15
I think I saw this video on PornHub
whatshername?! 39
How the **** do you even get stuck in a dryer? I really don't get it.
Brightside86 31
I had the same question until I watched one of the several recent films about this epidemic.
mccuish 25
I have so many questions right now
spinningrecords 14
You should have called the pizza delivery guy for the perfect trifecta. Ba-da-bow-bow
kitten79TX 5
What possessed you to climb into the dryer? *smh* Gonna have to say you probably deserved this one, unless there was a really REALLY good reason for getting in there in the first place... and I can't think of one.
slhiggx 17
This is disturbing.
Slim87R 7
Did you enjoy a tide pod with a side of dryer sheet while you were in there?