Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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Top comments
luismyl 6
I noticed you still call him boyfriend.
Halcyon3210 6
They're probably his.
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Comments (121)
Halcyon3210 6
They're probably his.
sexylegs17 5
Go to your house, pull out a pair of boxers from under your bed and ask if they're his..
yamatelle 19
Or....she can just take the tank top and the bra and shove it up his ass!
aFatFuck 0
Probably his. Haven't you ever heard of a manzier? ah Seinfeld.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
What a weirdo! Dump that crazy cross dresser!!
Jacobt24 19
So if OP had to go back to get some of her clothes, does that mean she has left naked?
Jacobt24 19
Never mind. OP probably stayed the night and change back into those clothes and forgot them. I wish it was the other option. -_-
Soloman212 28
If she DID have boxers to pull out to begin with then she deserved it, so that's not really a valid response...
YourEvilHero 12
he might be interested in a 3 way
BraBrando 0
OP's Boyfriend: "Uh, they belong to my sister."
sandyandellie 5
59- umm. considering that it was in his room, I think that would make the situation worse...
KrazieKleo 13
LOL, they're probably her best friends or someone close to her, haha
MrSassypants 34
If they do belong to someone close to her... well then that's just ****** up.
jren207 24
48, I dunno, it could be a kinky situation.
lennelleong 33
How long has it been since the underside of the bed was cleaned? could have been his ex's!
toxic_walrus 15
Yeah, "haha"
doyers11 0
Are u sure it's not urs?
Crea8urWorld 5
yeah.. bc who really leaves after a hook up with no shirt and bra? especially when bras are like 60 bucks or more these days.
EminGH 7
His mother's.
luismyl 6
I noticed you still call him boyfriend.
alpaquette91 9
He was drunk don't worry
iEatGuppies 0
yeah totally! cheating is okay when your drunk! note my sarcasm.
RUSH777 0
65, obviously you didn't note HIS sarcasm..
xZianIx209 6
maybe he was doing his moms laundry...or his dads 0.o
PrickHead 0
i see what you did there.
dstivers 0
Maybe he likes to dress as a girl in his spare time
reallytho3 11
Dont knock it till u try it dude
salvorican 24
You should probably check under the bed to see what else he's hiding.. Maybe the girl that goes with the clothes is there too..
Vash_41288 10
Hopefully alive as well if not then that would be a completely different fml for those involved
aPieceOfFruit 16
....a gift?
Soloman212 28
How creative and thoughtful of him!!! "Are these yours honey?" "... No!" "They are now!" "Awwww, thank you so much!! I've been wanting this top for months! I love you."