Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Today, I gave blood for the first time, since I'm a universal donor. After it was done, I passed out, woke up, puked, and passed out again. The kind nurses told me I was the worst case they had seen all week. So much for doing something to help others. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time. It wasn't until I passed out on the ice during hockey practice that I remembered the nurse warning me not to do any type of exercise. FML
Today, I got my blood drawn for a donation and they didn't warn me that I was borderline anemic. I passed out in the middle of Walgreens and woke up to people just standing there, staring. FML
Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
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TheAntiComment 0
"Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. I figured I'd be fine because I was going with my friend who donates all the time. After he donated, he went into shock and started convulsing. I am never donating blood ever again. FML"
lol_shit1 0
tehe poor thing! i brought a friend of mine last time i went and she gripped the nurses hand so hard he fingers went blue :P
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JackTheRipper_fml 0
smooooooooooooth
lol_shit1 0
tehe poor thing! i brought a friend of mine last time i went and she gripped the nurses hand so hard he fingers went blue :P
richarosky 0
It's funny people actualy think they are donating it straight to people. Most of it goes to companies to make medicine.
tournamentdecide 33
It's still helping people, idiot.
liveitlearnit 0
Holy crap, how'd that happen?
epicman1999 0
he must have had a poor spleen that could not create more red blood cells to cope for the losses and passed out while the brain was deprived of oxygen so the electricity flow to the nerves was increased and caused a seizure.
kkkristennnn 0
eeeek
z_vet 0
It may happen to everyone.
TheAntiComment 0
"Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. I figured I'd be fine because I was going with my friend who donates all the time. After he donated, he went into shock and started convulsing. I am never donating blood ever again. FML"
yourworstnightma_fml 4
Hmm...look up "fail" in the dictionary and you would be the definition, because A) OP's a girl and B) You simply fail at writing FMLs. Try paying attention next time.
musicbunny 1
55, u suck. UR just basically saying these stories don't perfectly match up. the gender thing makes no difference, and one of them could have been lying about their gender to protect themselves better, dumbass
gntfmlingnow 12
55 and 56, the stories don't HAVE to perfectly match up, the second was just written to be funny. which it was
splinteredApple 36
This is really confusing, it seems that you aren't aware that OP is the one donating.
sLap_fml 0
i hope this doesn't make you not want to donate blood ever again!
blouuu_fml 0
If I was ever planning on getting over my fear of needles and giving blood, this made me completely change my mind. Man, how did that happen? You're okay now, right? Right??
dogfood_fml 3
I remember moderating this and finding it absolutely funny because the exact same thing happened to a friend of mine. I assume you're fine now.
Mydixienormous 0
Did you lose control of your bowels too? That would just make it that much worse...