Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, after much begging, I let my girlfriend try out my VR headset, despite knowing that she's quite clumsy. Five minutes later, she fell over and broke it. Later, I heard her laughing on the phone about breaking her boyfriend's stupid video game toy. FML
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, my wife got bored and went into my collection of old PC games. She started playing Mass Effect and commented that she loved it and wanted to play all three. I don't know how to tell her that it ends worse than Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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bassguy19 0
Say you were having extremely rough bondage sex
jworret 0
Have fun explaining that one :)
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Comments (193)
floopnshcoop 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Women! Ha!
BarDownDaily 12
You were that excited to get first comment so that's all you said... Congratulations
floopnshcoop 0
Indeed, I was.
jworret 0
Have fun explaining that one :)
moop256 10
I'd start off by saying she overdosed on meth and perhaps then they would buy the rest of the story
margie2194 12
It all began on a cold December evening...
sarahxD1234 5
Something similar has happened to me. But it was my boyfriend doing the shrieking -_-
moop256 10
59 just shut the **** up >:(
dyble95 0
That game is scarier then any other game, movie or book. Especially some of the mods and custom story's. I have watched what are considered some really scary movies and I didn't even flinch but I woke up my whole family with my scream when I was playing in the middle of the night. It really messes with you. After playing it for 8 hours straight and then beating it I couldn't stop shaking.
Kefka91 15
Yeah that game is horrifying. I don't even have the guts to finish it...
AngryCanadian 0
I quit after the water part. I just couldn't take it anymore. It almost literally scares the piss out of you.
NeatNit 33
This is about AMNESIA: The Dark Descent, right?
greeneyedpothead 10
now I want to play it, bit I'm afraid of dying :-/
ZeroIce 12
This is great... I have Amnesia and I'm to scared to play...
lindon555 0
FYL
xSonic 9
YDI
DontModMeDammit 10
STFU
Kefka91 15
WTFBBQ
xSonic 9
YOLO
XmyviolentheartX 13
WTFOCDBBQSOS
IBelongToJeebus 0
OMGROFLMFAOCOPTER
StoryOfTheYear 15
IAGTMTLSOLEC, AEWBSJOMAS. IYCDTIWGYAC. NIWTRC. TIWMDFAFHMBRIDOAD, ATIWRJBBB. INTFSBTDTMTS, BNWPEKWTMUITE. WIPWISAM.
laden_swallow09 35
YTMND
Trollzaya 6
BITCHES BE RUINING YOUR CRAP COMBOS-
ohSNAPyall 27
WYSIWYG - The Dramatics
lololog 0
WAFFLES!
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
I WAS PHONE.
EnchantedKitten 16
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Belovan 2
We got a crazy!
CleverBastard 8
That game is ******* crazy! I played it in the middle of the night with surround sound headphones. I needed to stop and take emotional breaks!
palahniukpaul 6
Haha, bitches be crazy
GoW_Chick 15
Really?! I Thought we were completely on level looks like it's time for another investigation *grabs magnifying glass*
StoryOfTheYear 15
I think we need a tazer here more than a magnifying glass.
DontModMeDammit 10
Does 6's profile pic make anyone else want to thumb him down without even reading his comment?
omgo_fml 0
Umm I think your pic is crazy lol jk
MedKits 9
6- I won't lie, your picture really bothers me.
Kirlyfoo 9
Hey dickfaces his comment is funny, dont thumb down based on picture
bassguy19 0
Say you were having extremely rough bondage sex
jworret 0
That would be a tad bit awkward.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Not that awkward, #12. The cops have handcuffs, so maybe they'll want to join the fun.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
They also gave guns, in case you're feeling extra adventurous. Nothing like a bullet in the chest for the hardcore masochist.
FunwithBumperCar 0
Great idea! Why not add even more holes to ****?
ClassyCommando 13
Let us not forget the batons. Endless possibilities, there.
HappyJello 7
The cops will enjoy that story.
Volcan_fml 22
That game is terrifying. YDI for not warning her.
CuteGinger 2
Best. Game. Ever. :D
GodsLittleMistak 8
I love the game myself but I didn't for a while after playing it. I wouldn't blame OP's girlfriend for being scared.
GodsLittleMistak 8
*sleep
DontModMeDammit 10
She is screaming because someone stole her sweet roll.
ktpl44 3
Skyrim :D
Anonymousqmo 0
Nope. Skyrim referencing Fallout 3. :D
123josie123 11
Lol dying crackhead :')
soccerdude79 0
Nice FML, does it come in men's?