Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ScarredEars
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
whoawhoawhoa
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
xtilltheendx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thin walls
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
My ears! My ears!
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
grooveshark
🌶️ Spicy
Quiet down!
Today, I could hear my parents having sex from the other end of my house. My mom set the stove on fire because she forgot she was cooking. FML
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Jerp 0
Better the next room than the same room.
Foster_fml 0
Time to move out mate!
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nicospec 1
Maybe OP's dad would ask him if his mom sounded 'satisfied'. Yeah I accidentally pressed send while I was typing in the comment above.
Awesomeness99 0
I guess its bad because you know, akward, but I guess its better than finding a ***** in your moms room when you put her clothes away and hear her with that 0.o
lill02 6
I've heard them twice >
im_awsome 2
i never had that. but still i dont think this is fml. thank God they are still together and sexual active.
teto06 0
that's horrible u need therapy!
iluvpink10 0
Grow up Op that's how u were made!!
PurpleBananas11 1
You get a new sibling :D
ghostxxxcat 1
try having to hear them clear as day in the shower. from across the house.
BloodyMary666 24
Ugh, disturbing xO
Kiirst_mt1994 26
go out for a while?