Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. When I started to head back in, I saw a shadow move across my bedroom window. I live alone, so I waited outside and called the police. They came and investigated, only to drag my naked boyfriend out, where he promptly dumped me. I forgot our 2-year anniversary. FML
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
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Top comments
cobalt_light 0
That's amazing. Well, at least you got your girlfriend to laugh?
Pankti 0
Aww...it's nice you'd so something like that to make your gf laugh ;D
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Comments (30)
cobalt_light 0
That's amazing. Well, at least you got your girlfriend to laugh?
polarice24 2
I don't get it (I'm a sexy dumb blonde ;) :)-)
RoryStorm239 0
^^ then you fail
blump68 0
YDI for smoking...
sheagstaz 0
I think the real fyl is that the skirt actually fits you
boxofrogs 2
at least they weren't admiring him from the lower floor...
ohhhhshizzz 0
xx
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
Hdjuidjj
granite444 0
hahah funny neighbor
Pankti 0
Aww...it's nice you'd so something like that to make your gf laugh ;D
ChasinParkedCars 0
Herbert the Pervert!
ctguyfml 4
First thing I thought when I read that comment is Family Guy. lol
celtic420 0
I don't really think that's a FMY...might've been embarrassing, but whether the neighbor like what she saw, or just thought it was funny, I'd say it's obvious she appreciated the humor that your girlfriend appreciated. Take it with a grain of salt and feel proud - you done made your girl smile =p
beastlydevon 0
wriggling? last I heard it was wiggling with no "r"
xxsakuraxx 29
Wriggling is a word. Look it up.
max98_fml 0
I think the neighbour just thought it was funny
HunterOrHunted 0
ydi for smoking douchebag
IntoTheClouds 42
The real douchebag here is you, for calling someone who chooses to smoke a douchebag.
apefaceddog 0
You smoke, and expect to get sympathy?