Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ScarredEars
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
whoawhoawhoa
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
xtilltheendx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thin walls
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
My ears! My ears!
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
grooveshark
🌶️ Spicy
Quiet down!
Today, I could hear my parents having sex from the other end of my house. My mom set the stove on fire because she forgot she was cooking. FML
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Jerp 0
Better the next room than the same room.
Foster_fml 0
Time to move out mate!
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legitasaurusrex 0
Worst moment ever cause you get all quiet trying to hear what is making noise, and then you realize to late and die a little on the inside…
babicakez18 0
I would be sleeping, oh and before I start i should say my parents bedroom is all the way across my house, and then all I would hear (very loudly) is moaning and dirty gross sentences.. It's Like they forget I'm here.... NASTY...
goldmedalski 0
I feel for you! When I hear mine getting it on I walk around the house making a lot of noise so they know I'm awake. You could try that! It works for me
imHighoffLife 0
My room is all the way across the house and I can still hear my parents. And the house shakes. -____-
kissmyballs 0
Sadly I had the same experience last night. Music blasting from my speakers can only hide so much. XD
samk1713 5
Its happened to me multiple times
nabee26 15
Awkward!! That's so gross!! Lol It's happened to me before also and one time I found a blank video tape and put it in the VCR and to my horror saw my parents having sex on the video in the living room and on the couch I was sitting in. So I know your pain! Lol
annakpok 7
could*
Waspinator1998 21
Happened to me once when I woke up to get a drink...
nrwl_30 17
Be blunt. "Mum, Dad, for my birthday could you get my walls insulated or I need to move out..."