Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while drunk, my brother got on my computer onto my already logged in Wikipedia account and made a few bad edits. He got me reported for vandalism, sending abusive messages to other editors, and banned from editing, pending appeal. FML
Today, my boss caught me coming to work late. I panicked and told him I’d been there all day. He knows I do a lot of editing for Wikipedia, so he actually found my publicly listed edits showing I’d been publishing edits from my normal account, i.e. my home PC, when I should have been at work. Oops. FML
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
Today, I tried to write a bad review for the fast-food place at which I work part-time. My username made me anonymous, but I forgot to change my profile picture. Now my manager and coworkers won't even speak to me. FML
Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML
Today, and every time I try my hand at content creating, I get 0 appreciation or recognition, beyond bigger content creators stealing my work and ideas as their own, and seeing them get the many 10s of thousands of views I could have gotten. FML
Today, I took a deep breath and started journaling to "figure out my life." Two hours later, I had written four pages of ranting about my upstairs neighbor's loud footsteps and zero pages about my life goals. FML
Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML
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Twisted107 4
that's probably why it got deleted
Furnaceman 0
you think that highly of yourself? aww, did your poor ego get a boo-boo?
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Comments (151)
Twisted107 4
that's probably why it got deleted
arkumx 3
that IS why it got deleted.
dre_bro11 12
I don't see the problem. You expect to be known OP? By the sounds of it you aren't famous or well known, as are most of the 6 odd billion people in this world. Maybe do something outstanding and you'll get your page.
TehPiGuy 0
lf there was a page for everyone there'd be millions of useless pages...
yazdmich 1
... there are. :P
JustinTheLiger 0
thank got your not American
Bobby64 29
^ Thank God *you're* good at speaking English. ;)
Winter247 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's not speaking, dumbass, it's writing.
Mapholisto 7
In that case, it's typing, not writing.
waynej7 0
what's wrong with being American?
insanesna1l 0
wiki must be smart. It automatically can work out if you are a nobody or not just from your name
breenntt 0
Exactly.
zDylanz 6
Just face it, you can't even make e-friends... On the bright side, you'll always have Tom as your friend on myspace. Kudos to you.
T9FTW 20
The FML says "it was deleted due to..." so, yeah, that's why it got deleted. Why is Capt. Obvious not moderated?
haqqnuru 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
haha... Why do u wan b wat u are not.
Sadochan 0
Why do you want to spell like a ******* idiot?
sammy92 0
6 chill dude, n Hawaii we do da same thing.
beren456 1
wat if he don speak good engrish?
mightymart 5
misspelling is not a "trend" its lazyness and being overall retarded.. grow up
mrsninja 2
Good grief - in all your efforts to highlight how misspelling is just 'lazyness', you yourself have incorrectly spelled 'lazyness'...it is LAZINESS...
chippa 24
I think the point mightymart was trying to make was focusing on intentional orthographic errors.
sammy92 0
dats right it ain't a trend, it's da way I grew up. pidgin get over it XP
leeexxx 2
amen #25
GreatGeak 8
stfu grammar Nazis. You're only annoying, and over-opinionated. granted when looking for a job, or interacting with clients grammar is key...but this is frickin FML. we're here to have fun.
sammy92 0
44 win
sammy92 0
yes, let's agree dat 44 is da bomb! haha
bioboy725 10
one thing that makes the FML's comments better though is being able to read them.
cstrat 0
Since when was acting like you're mostly illiterate considered fun?
JanisEvans 10
But it's not so much fun for those who have to read the written diarrhea...
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
If you're going to post something absolutely illiterate, don't bother posting at all. Like #2, for example. #20's posts, on the other hand, are acceptable, in my opinion.
ygdrassil 17
Surely, Sammy, you can stand the extra work of typing a "th" when you mean "th," only toddlers are allowed to write with an accent.
mrbungle666 0
20 That's why one of the most beautiful places on the planet is f'ing annoying to no end.
OvenproofToast 0
What did you say?
sammy92 0
surly 83 can get lost and stop try'n to change ppl and I'm glad u feel dat way 84, so u can just stay out of Hawaii! much love ppl! XD
15IowaGurl15 0
HE made a spelling MISTAKE. You guys purposely spell like that. (:
missmurderx 8
Really, Sammy? You need to go back to English class, I see. A lot of kids at my school spell things wrong on purpose, because they think it's cool, and I suspect you're doing the same thing. You're just denying it because people finally caught onto your desperate attempt to fit into this screwed up society. Is it really so hard to type one extra letter to make 'dat' into a proper word?
sammy92 0
hahaha 98 no sry but no. i am who I am. if u don't it, u can just go eat worms! peace brah
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Sammy just trolled ALL of you. +3 internets, Sammy.
mrbungle666 0
99 good luck getting a real job someday. Guessing from your writing skills you still at least have 8 more years at home to learn how to string a thought together.
sammy92 0
Ahahahah I do have a job I actually have two one being a pro dancer! hahaha so u fail! and no haters plz cuz I love wat I do! XD
GreatGeak 8
eh you're cool Sammy. here's the thing grammar boyz/gallz. you think that because your point of view is in the dictionary then it's right...well guess what? Ain't and Funner have recently been added to Websters. Does that mean it's now proper grammar to say ain't and funner? Now I'm not trying to start WW3, I'm just saying don't butt rape us when we use da instead of the now and again. ...granted "wan" instead of "wanna" instead of "want to" is bad...lol
GreatGeak 8
*reads over comments* O.o my only point (pure and simple), is that u guys overreacted as a collective and thus just gave a bad face to those of us who respect the English language with great fervor.
H8fulwanker 1
Sammy, just shut up. You're giving Asians a bad name. Misspelling on purpose is not cool and you should not be proud of it, you won't get a decent career with that, no being a stripper is not a decent career. It's pure laziness and people like you are the ones who gives American bad reputation for being stupid, illiterate and lazy.
XxPurplePandaxX 0
People don't be so hard on Sammy. All she did was misspell words. It's not like she's going to prison -.-
sammy92 0
um well I'm not Asian so idk how I'm giving them a bad name. haha and I love da great geek hahaha
vacantcanvas 0
Just shut up and learn how to type. No one cares if you're from Hawaii either, and judging by the fact you're American, and you took a picture of yourself MySpace-style with maximum cleavage, you're uneducated, have a huge sense of entitlement, are spoiled/promiscuous, and think too highly of yourself. Stop bragging about nothing and not having a valid argument as to why you type like an idiot. You don't need to point out that I'm being a dick, I'm well aware. At least I make sense though.
sammy92 0
u think this is maximum cleavage?? hahaha no no no hahaha ur funny
drizzydrake808 4
This is another reason y a girl that looks like Sammy will never go out with haha
mrssheldoncooper 0
Were you bored or something...? Because I wouldn't waste my time with that.
TheDrop 0
obviously OP has no life. rhetorical question you just asked
TenderWhispers 0
Make something of yourself, stop wasting time creating a page on yourself...invent something.
kellbelle032398 0
this isnt an fml. any one can go on and make one for themselves and if their not famous it will get deleted. YDI for being stupid
DrDiamond 0
sorry guy but YDI!!
Sylverstone 2
Yeah, Wikipedia won't allow those. Make your own wiki, I suggest?
spiritwalker 9
*insert bender* I'll make my own wiki with blackjack and hookers!
Furnaceman 0
you think that highly of yourself? aww, did your poor ego get a boo-boo?
VianaJ_Garcia 14
cocky, too much? It is priceless.
natalie_ays 0
Why didn't you just start a blog? Obviously you have enough time on your hands.