Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ScarredEars
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
whoawhoawhoa
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
xtilltheendx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thin walls
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
My ears! My ears!
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
grooveshark
🌶️ Spicy
Quiet down!
Today, I could hear my parents having sex from the other end of my house. My mom set the stove on fire because she forgot she was cooking. FML
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Jerp 0
Better the next room than the same room.
Foster_fml 0
Time to move out mate!
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Comments (81)
SCNN 0
It's very disturbing and disgusting =( I feel ur pain
JN226 0
*shudders* that is a very nasty thing to think about. =[
Reefer9403 0
THIS IS NOT AN FML.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
O.o i know how you feel, dude...once, i was sleeping over my mother's house (my parent's are divorced =]) and her and her boyfriend thought i was asleep and they started haveing sex in the next room...LOUD sex...and the walls aren't thick...i could here her screaming...it traumatized me a bit. haha
RickyLedo 0
Well think about it. Your probably going to do that when your older, and your kids will be freaked out like you are now. :D Disgusting to hear, but fun to do :P
ddrluna 2
Good god. If this is the worst damn thing happening in your life, you should consider yourself lucky. Suck it up.
tin_cup 27
I totally agree!
uzupocky 0
At least your parents still love each other.
XThatOnePersonX 8
A couple times, I've had to listen to my parents do it in the hotel bed NEXT TO ME AND MY SLEEPING BROTHER. It's not something I ever want to go through again.
tara_shae 2
Omg the exact thing happened to me
Squeezee 0
Weelllllll then
elliekinslurvsya 0
ew... and #9-- WTF??