Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ScarredEars
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
whoawhoawhoa
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
xtilltheendx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thin walls
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
My ears! My ears!
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
grooveshark
🌶️ Spicy
Quiet down!
Today, I could hear my parents having sex from the other end of my house. My mom set the stove on fire because she forgot she was cooking. FML
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Jerp 0
Better the next room than the same room.
Foster_fml 0
Time to move out mate!
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whoknows_raffine 0
Its not good when that happens in a small apartment, can't wait to move out. To bad I'm only a freshmen.
xbabygirl02x 0
Haha, that's ok my sister and I have a room right next to our mothers
ba_sublime13 0
i feel ya. for a long time i went through the same thing. and then college happened. :):)
lexxn 0
the fact that you know what they're doing makes it disturbing, so the stereo would only help a little. i've had that happen to me were i could feel my parents bed shaking from the room next door.
polkadots123 2
Lol yeah my parents bed is old and squeaky so all I hear are the springs shaking and the moans. It's gross
RobtheAnnoyed 0
I know how you feel, i live in a small apartment with my mom in the next room, she kept me up all last night screwing some random guy she met last night's brains out *shudder* and you think walking in on your parents is bad? try walking in on your grandparents!!!
passionateplea 0
Oh, damn! Not sex! Grow up. Couples have sex. It happens. You don't like it? Move out.
Chyeah07 0
ahahah @ 26, share your pain mate, my parents bed is squeaky as **** and i could hear em doing it, revenge? me and my then bf done it louder, shut them up for a while cause i told them i took their example lol
nightmarish_fml 0
ok #1 just cuz theyre ******* doesnt mean they love each other, do u think prostitues love every guy they ****? how about one night stands, #2 hearing them have sex isnt all that bad. try walking in on your younger/older siblings, thats pretty bad, but if you dont like it, bang on the wall, or take a walk
polo27 0
yeah it is gross to hear your parents do that but you know it is natural to do when you have feelings for someone but i do get where your coming from but you could just deal with it and put on headphones and listen to music for however long it is.
iixMickey 0
i know how it feels x.x