Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I learned never to try a jump-scare prank on my boyfriend. Apparently, his instinct when suddenly scared isn’t to jump or scream like a baby, it’s to throw a blind punch. Luckily, he missed but he broke my glasses by knocking them off my nose and now he won’t stop apologising. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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lilwhtboybrandon 0
make him pay lol
Angel_Vice 0
I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)
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lilwhtboybrandon 0
make him pay lol
GiddyXD 0
exactly he broke the glasses. or. you buy the glasses and he pays for the food.
roeallen 11
Agreed. If he is at all a nice person, he would have offered to pay. Especially since he is your boyfriend! Either that or he used all his money for buying strap-ons, and he is too embarrassed to tell you he wants to have kinky sex.
MzKylz 0
I agree or at least pay half.. that sucks
MisherzzSquisher 0
If OP goes to zennioptical.com, it's pretty cheap. it's around 25 dollars, having extra things on your glasses cost more.
iSitt 0
plastic lenses are hard to break. must be your frames. Try fixing it with crazy glue or tape.
FMLephant 2
Instead of having him pay you, just Snowball him. Then he'll never do that again.
lortay2468_fml 0
truu
steeledwolf 8
that sucks I would go with the food cuz u really need it
ShadyFTW1 0
yea, I'm sure she will have a fun time walking into walls.
steeledwolf 8
I'm pretty sure one of the pieces of glass didn't shatter so... and even if they did u could still see a damn wall cuz you are not completely blinded just blurred
brennan677 0
yeah. i need glasses but i never wear them. also you dont know if their far sighted or near sighted.
SunshineBoy21 0
My vote is that he replaces them ;)
Angel_Vice 0
I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)
chasin_butterfli 0
Tell the jackass you'll be dining at his house for the next 2 weeks. Maybe he'll think twice next time he wants to be cute.
ZeroZ 0
so truw
papaya_master 4
I actually loled at that! It is sooo true!
CutiePie_101 7
He caused the problem, He should pay for the new glasses.
singhjr1 3
HIT HIM IN THE NUTSssszzzz!! then make him pay or tell him ur gonna dine with him for the next month.
Pb25797051 0
if a girlfriend hit me in the nuts i would never talk to her again...
akd1v 0
either make him pay for food or glasses
InnocentLies 0
Looks like he'll be in the kitchen making you sandwiches for two weeks. That'll be cute. ;)
davidjr_saldana 0
make him pay for glasses & food, then make him give u head 4 being a d-bag
InnocentLies 0
Okay nice reply. (:
neondeath 0
a guy str8 guy in the kitchen!? that's funny
InnocentLies 0
There's lots of straight guys who work in kitchens..
beks1232 0
this made me laugh. hard.
that_band_nerd 22
Seriously, go to a fast food place and I promise there will be guys in the kitchen.
underguarded 20
How is throwing a snowball at someones face cute in anyway?
lizamaphone 6
I agree with you but he probably didn't mean to throw it at her face.
rockyraccoon28 8
even if he didn't mean to hit her in the face, he would have had to throw it REALLY hard to break her glasses, and to that I say, why would he think pelting her a snowball is cute? maybe lightly tossing it, but throwing it hard enough to break anything is definitely not cute.
sexxxysydney 14
Agreeeeeed