Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my mom overheard me telling my 6 year-old about periods. My mom condescendingly asked, “Isn’t she a bit young for that?” That’s pretty rich coming from a woman who didn’t want to share the TV, so all of us grew up watching whatever violent or raunchy sex filled R-rated crap she wanted to watch. FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, my daughter said she would never ever have kids because then she'll bleed through her vagina or get stitches on her stomach. She turned 7 last week and learnt this at school from friends. I'm yet to have the "periods" talk with her. Now I'm scared to start it. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Different things develop at different times, and that's completely normal. I wouldn't worry about it if you can. You're doing fine, and normal and it will all work out. Middle and high school are a weird phase we all have to work through at our own pace. Keep your chin up, and make the most of that time, because soon you'll be old and working and busy all the time like me and miss it!
raven_of_azarath 35
I was very similar. I started my period when I was 12, but didn’t really have a chest until 19 or 20. Everybody’s body is different. And different activities can affect it, too. If you’re in anything physically active that keeps you from putting on fat, you’re more likely to have less. Don’t take it to heart.
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Bogrbon 27
Different things develop at different times, and that's completely normal. I wouldn't worry about it if you can. You're doing fine, and normal and it will all work out. Middle and high school are a weird phase we all have to work through at our own pace. Keep your chin up, and make the most of that time, because soon you'll be old and working and busy all the time like me and miss it!
raven_of_azarath 35
I was very similar. I started my period when I was 12, but didn’t really have a chest until 19 or 20. Everybody’s body is different. And different activities can affect it, too. If you’re in anything physically active that keeps you from putting on fat, you’re more likely to have less. Don’t take it to heart.
RichardPencil 32
Be glad you have **** now, and you're finally at the age where you might be able to use them in a limited way. Having **** as a pre-teen really benefits no one!
core01 30
3rd grade? 8 years old?? That sucks!!
mandy_anne34 3
I didn’t get mine till 10th grade, 30 years old and three kids later and I still don’t have boobs. Meanwhile a friend of mine had huge boobs in 5th grade. Everyone is different, no need to feel insecure about how your body develops. Sometimes it’s completely hormonal and completely out of your control. Also, high school doesn’t mean shit, your perspectives will change once you get out and move on to better things.
Jonkbaby 23
She's just being silly
metroido 21
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