Today, my new husband of two weeks attempted to solicit sex from a hooker. He tried to excuse himself by saying, "I would never cheat on you! I was just looking." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML
Today, it's only been a week since I've been in my new apartment with my boyfriend, and I already caught him cheating. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
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gobiteme2 34
Should get tested for STD'S. Seriously think about the marriage, do you want to put up with this.
mekiswrite 21
It's not too late to get an anullment...
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Comments (26)
heavenlyassbutt 11
Get tested immediately! You do not want to end up with something that is not treatable, then divorce him. Think about your health. Penicillin do not cure everything anymore! Newlywed and already bored smdh.
Lillysar91 20
Husband of TWO WEEKS? THAT QUICK! So he was just looking at the menu but had no intention of ordering...yeah right that excuses him alright...i cannot even find words to describe him.
ArbiterOfFML 24
Just looking, in all senses, is a terrible excuse. It's like saying I didn't kill him on purpose, I just stabbed him 48 times.
wmayrhofer 18
sounds like you married a sex addict. drag him to a certified sex addiction therapist and then decide if you are willing to give it a chance
crumpets 123 8
agreed. there are people on here that are saying get a divorce or annulment, I think you should look at why this is happening. sex addicts do exist and trying to get help for the person you love is important. if you can't handle this kind of thing than yes divorce or annulment. if you think you can try to support to get rid of the addiction
SteelSoul5 9
Don't bother MoveOn
azisles02 17
Depending on where you live, you still should be able to an annulment.
Regulate 21
Married people, always good for a laugh. Don't take the proposal lightly, kids. Try finding out something about your future spouse first. Cue downvotes from all married people.......now.
GhostFox 34
First off, go get tested for STD's, immediately. When that's done, sit him down and have a serious talk with him. Ask him if he did this often when you were dating. Explain to him what cheating is, and that it includes things like this. Give the choice between marriage counseling, or an annulment. And if you did get an STS from him, I believe you should be able to get some sort of personal claim going, but that may vary between states.
SteelSoul5 9
People like this don't change. Annul the marriage immediately!
FMLfrequently 9
anullment?...