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When the Jehova's Witnesses come knocking...
I'm sorry, I don't remember inviting you over.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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KingLewisII 34
Christmas and Easter are both pagan holidays that the Christians stole.
1gullible_bugger 34
I'm sorry, but I just had one show up to my door the other day. My son unknowingly answered, and I got to listening to Food by encourage me to convert. Even got my own copy of the watchtower to help me think about it. As for the medical thing. Before everyone gets overly posed at me, I could have swore that it was JWs that don't accept some forms of medical treatment, or blood transfusions. If I'm mistaken, sorry I offended you all so much in an FML comment.
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1gullible_bugger 34
Or just don't answer the door.. I for one, don't like listening to their religious propaganda. I don't think it's right that they go around "selling" their religion. as much as I don't like what Christmas another religious holidays have become to society, I love being able to go get medical treatment at the hospital!
KingLewisII 34
Christmas and Easter are both pagan holidays that the Christians stole.
thatslifeiguess7 16
omg smart bird
bpickett18 16
I'm sorry but we do go to hospitals and our stuff is free. we don't "sell" anything.
1gullible_bugger 34
I'm sorry, but I just had one show up to my door the other day. My son unknowingly answered, and I got to listening to Food by encourage me to convert. Even got my own copy of the watchtower to help me think about it. As for the medical thing. Before everyone gets overly posed at me, I could have swore that it was JWs that don't accept some forms of medical treatment, or blood transfusions. If I'm mistaken, sorry I offended you all so much in an FML comment.
BoulderDash_Tank1 3
Revelation 1:5
BoulderDash_Tank1 3
Where is it that said JW s don't like life and want to live There are Many JW MDs Scientists as far as I know it isn't said JW s Don't go get med. treatment when they need Please check you source Better yet Ask them I did
AkaiKitsune 32
When they come knocking I just answer with my boa wrapped around me and they seem to find other places to be very quickly.
BoulderDash_Tank1 3
What color is your Boa?