SCREWED
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stillhave2years
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
Jess
United States
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family values
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Jonnygiant
United States
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
notsurprised
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
scarredforlife
United States
America! F*** yeah!
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
dtpace 0
milf????
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Comments (226)
maphineRAWRS 10
I see absolutely no problem with this.. :)
prettyteen 0
because you're half naked? and stuck up?
maphineRAWRS 10
I would like to know how I'm half naked, idiot.
Schnyduh 4
lol
F0xyTurtle 8
the first time I read this I read it quickly and thought it said she danced the truffle shuffle... yikes. I don't know which would be worse
Bossman11 6
wtf is the "truffle shuffle"?
Mrrevorp 0
everythings fun in groups ;)
77wade 0
I think that's hot bang bang
coffeeandcream 8
orgy partaaaaay!
Bloothebawss 9
sounds hot
FlashBurn 13
Form a train line and enjoy the fun! What's wrong with being naked at home?
StudMuffinette 17
time to move out
bigbadtim 7
Just be glad it wasn't a swing dance.