Today, I was working at a soup kitchen with people from my church. Seeing a rather disheveled couple, I told them the line started "over there". Only then did I realize that they were from my church, and were there to help serve soup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to ask where I should sign in. Before I even opened my mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 and to come back then for my meal. FML
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML
Today, I got roped into a volunteering thing at the last minute. I was waiting outside with all these kids who looked hungry. Feeling bad, I passed around crisps and cookies. Turns out we were at a convention to promote healthy eating in malnourished children. FML
Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
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redbluegreen 41
People usually dress down when volunteering. I'd see it as an easy mistake though. Plus, how are you supposed to know everyone who goes to your church? Mine has over 400 members!
elliebutton 0
Ooh, sorry to hear that. I've made bad mistakes too. By the way, you didn't realise they were from your church? Anyway, good for you for helping people out!
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Comments (32)
elliebutton 0
Ooh, sorry to hear that. I've made bad mistakes too. By the way, you didn't realise they were from your church? Anyway, good for you for helping people out!
Dadothy 8
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen for my church and a woman came up to me and pointed me in the direction of where the line started. FML
crazyjack 0
ohh ouch =D
thegr8destroyer 0
It was a zinger!
amatayo 0
hmmm you did not remember seeing them before? well if not then hey I'm sure they would love some soup
redbluegreen 41
People usually dress down when volunteering. I'd see it as an easy mistake though. Plus, how are you supposed to know everyone who goes to your church? Mine has over 400 members!
black4wolf 0
FIRST!!! FFIRST EVERYBODY!!! and.... YDI becaus 4 +4=9
elliebutton 0
Obvious troll.
itsgen 16
what the hells ur problem OHH YEAA IM FIRST well news flash honney no ur NOT FIRST and it really pathetic that you get sooo excited over being first to cmnt on fml, do u have no life at all that you have to get worked up for cmnting first?? Wow you should work on getting a life and im suree ppl agree with me ohhh and 4+4=8 dumbass
Saoul_fml 0
You go girl!
Juggalette_623 9
well, 2+2=3 big brother said so :D
PsychoX 0
13, Now how many fingers am I holding up?
Juggalette_623 9
4.... 5..... I don't know! I'm trying to see 5! D: LOLZ. "1984" is awesome. So is "Animal Farm" :3
TheHardwick3 7
He is holding up 1 and did you know 1+1=window?
24788 7
So? You were just trying to do your job.
itsgen 16
woah i hope they didnt have hard feelings towards you but still ppl make mistakes even dumb onees
netbeui435 3
so who cares.
Colby_Colbert 0
usually you would stick ur foot in ur mouth but in this case just shove it up ur ass
1234five 0
wtf.. farthest thing from a fml.