Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Family values
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
America! F*** yeah!
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
dtpace 0
milf????
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TraceCase_ 19
That's some kind of freaky Footloose situation you've got goin' on at your house, OP!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Become a nudist?
nixter5 18
that must have been a little awkward...
yougotapes 7
I wouldn't not with my mother or her friends
daxter136 0
MILF????????
vi3tno_romeo 5
lol I can image u go "AHH my eyes, my eyes!!!" lol bless u's
Babalu722 3
orgy?
newjerseyguy 0
sounds like your mom is fun as hell id party with her
MicMic_fml 7
It'd be cooler if they were shuffling..
cuntfacekillah 5
Everyday I'm shufflin'.