Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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EvilLittleMan 23
Then why does the D Bag have your number in his contacts?
Unlucky1232 20
i can't tell if he's a dick or just blunt like i am. well given my history and circumstances that made me like this, I'm going with he's an asshole. He clearly doesn't deserve you OP
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Comments (10)
Unlucky1232 20
i can't tell if he's a dick or just blunt like i am. well given my history and circumstances that made me like this, I'm going with he's an asshole. He clearly doesn't deserve you OP
HyperTek 16
maybe he meant his mom and he's not ready for those three words
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
That was pretty harsh! The sooner you get over this one the better.
EvilLittleMan 23
Then why does the D Bag have your number in his contacts?
Koios 30
That wasn't a wrong number, he sent it to you on purpose
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-boyfriend! Wait! You do! How about that! You don't need a casserole like that in your life.
E2dav 5
Delete the dickwad. Actually, block him.
Traveling_Book 9
That sounds like a cruel joke to me. Unless you guys still talk regularly he did that on purpose to mess with you.
interesting33 37
I'm sorry OP
M88 3
you kinda deserve that one. why would u tell your ex u loved them???????