Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
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Top comments
tttron 0
ahaha that's awesome
CFR 0
You crazy strippers and your board games...
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Comments (88)
tttron 0
ahaha that's awesome
Blue_Coconuts 7
That was my first idea. Sounds like a good night.
MrZach 0
That's a good night. I highly doubt guys were putting those dollar bills in. If they were dudes it would go like this: Today, I was wasted and my friend was stripping in a thong while i put fake dollar bills in his thong. FML.
boredworker 0
Agreed with #1, that just made my life!!!
jeffy_lima 0
yay monopoly?
robertandrew 5
Sorry for Party Rocking?
lovemin 0
hopefully there weren't any new pics of you on facebook....
tenniskettle 0
there will be, only an idiot would pass up that moment by not taking incriminating pictures of the hilarity.
meeeep 0
sounds like you were giving some lap dances
KittenOnAcid 1
haha sounds like a sexy party.
CFR 0
You crazy strippers and your board games...
lynnesey 0
LOL. good times.
CyclonePsycho 1
...Strip Monopoly gone wild?
iBimmer 0
YDI for playing Monopoly.
gtdoll 0
YDI for being an ass. Ibimmer are u proud that thousands of ppl online hate you?
pyroanarchist23 0
lmao sometimes your comments are just retarded but that one was ****** funny
Person1233 13
You need to get a new hobby... or get laid... These comments of yours are just... -.-
edthered 0
Could be worse, your friends could've decided you weren't worth the monopoly money :P ^^
Nonnag 0
This is so true, personally atleast its funny and not creepy (Imagine what the people would have thought had there been no monopoly money... It would be more disturbing then funny...)
_Noon_ 0
YDI for drinking waaaay too much.
curryndricegirll 0
yeah. this is the tenth one that's like "boo hoo, my actions(aka drinking) have consequences"
genius_man16 1
Agreed. I mean it's your fault for drinking. At first I was like "wtf, how can you not wake up to that?" but then i re-read it and saw the "partying" part. YDI for being upset that your getting wasted ended up badly.
perrino123 0
you can never drink to much
cosicosei 22
Not upset, just sharing a funny story :)
iBiteyou 0
Woahh. lol.