anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
joedoe
United States
Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
DusterOverBits
United Kingdom
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
tehaustiebear
San Diego, United States
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Part-ay!
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cheeky
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
nekkidness
Carthage, United States
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
vanorav
Santa Clarita, United States
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
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bellakaykid 6
At least they weren't in the front yard.
TransitionCovert 6
Did he win the Get out of Jail Free card?
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FMLxRandom 5
In that case no one is going to win.
keepingitnasty 15
No clothes means no cheating.
mcrluverchick 9
That is quite possibly the stupidest reasoning I've ever seen
Ozuru 11
Maybe they were hot? All you people assuming they are gay, even if they are so what? I doubt he is gay, you people need to stop jumping to conclusions.
ohmandapants 17
One person made a gay comment. I don't know who all these " people" that you are referring to are...
HogwartsDropout7 0
"Everyone, let's play Monopoly outside in the heat instead of indoors." "But what about when we get hot? Will we restart the game indoors?" "No, we'll strip." Sounds logical; not.
ohmandapants 17
^ idk sounds pretty legit to me.
HogwartsDropout7 0
Well, that could be how it happened.
Xquisite1 28
Were they drunk? Straight men don't play monopoly naked with other men.
Would_You_Kindly 4
"This is madness!" "No, THIS IS MONOPOLY!!!"
ladyLALAA 29
It gets hot here in Australia!
ravenxcorvinus 9
at least they playing something and not with each other?
HogwartsDropout7 0
Imagine what will happen at the bachelor party. Maybe they'll mix it up and play Scene It or Sorry while naked.
perdix 31
I'm thinking you don't have a Monopoly on his penis?
BeefyQueef 5
Looks like his friends do though.
perdix 31
Actually, it looks like "monopoly" and the other concepts of capitalism go out the window when you are playing naked with your "mates." This looks more like the utopian communism Marx envisioned, not the drab Soviet version that actually occurred.
moop256 10
So you mean Chinese communism... It's not communism we just say it is so you can't have your right :D
perdix 31
No, #72, I mean Marx' unrealistic vision of communism. He thought there would be no need for governments. In the context of the naked, all-male, backyard Monopoly game, Marx would say there is a "dicktatorship of the proletariat."
moop256 10
Where is your pun on the bourgeois you can totally make one I have like three right now a
perdix 31
I'm lobbing these softballs over the plate for you and others to knock out of the park. Naked guys in the backyard; workers controlling the means of production?
moop256 10
In soviet Russia naked men play you!!!!
AvikC818 8
Haha that's awesome