anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
joedoe
United States
Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
DusterOverBits
United Kingdom
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
tehaustiebear
San Diego, United States
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Part-ay!
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cheeky
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
nekkidness
Carthage, United States
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
vanorav
Santa Clarita, United States
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
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bellakaykid 6
At least they weren't in the front yard.
TransitionCovert 6
Did he win the Get out of Jail Free card?
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DocBastard 40
He was playing Monopoly not Hide The Bologna, idiot. Being naked with men is not gay. Get your head out of your ass.
Wolvy_fml 3
Why wasn't I invited?
Pelreskovich 11
That's awesome, ask if you can join. Nothing beats watching Deadliest Catch naked though..
hiloyesno104 6
Explain to me how that sucks?
Pelreskovich 11
What a stupid, pointless comment.. Men are naked together ALL the time.
raymaster1103 6
Lucky I want to see.
xxmel 6
No one else plays Monopoly naked ? Oh ..
btstig 11
You're 17. You shouldn't be playing anything naked. Go study.
Phluid 5
Nothing beats the thrill of Naked Candy Land.
EyeCeYu 7
Did you ask to play? Sounds fun.
sheethapins 13
You're right, that's insane! Who plays monopoly naked without wearing a monocle and top hat? How absurd.
btstig 11
Every time I read one of your comments. I do so with Stewie's voice in my head.