Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML
Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML
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Top comments
aFreedom127 9
Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.
Buttsexpirate 9
******* garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.
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Comments (87)
Pinkanani 12
You waited...
EvilPotato 15
Sorry OP I need it too. I'll return it in two days.
Keyman1212 14
All I can think of in the situation is "N**** stole my bike!" From that old NES game Punch Out. I'm such a terrible person... :(
dirtroadboy 7
Should have put it up properly.
ydi_4_suking 20
I guess you just weren't meant to lose any weight
cheerbabe3254 4
Ya OP u can still run or condition!!! Or buy a new bike!
f_my_flip_life 5
Running is better than using a bike anyway. No excuses this time, OP!
BrickWalls 2
ITS A SIGN!!! :D!
iamesauce 4
What the **** is a Fitness Regime?
Vegeto30294 19
"Tonight, the bike was stolen"? The bike was stolen in the future?
aFreedom127 9
Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.
bustub2 8
Hey aFreedom, do you want to play a game where you answer questions with pictures?
aFreedom127 9
Sure
TylerBurden 21
Hope she got a razor at home...
aFreedom127 9
Tired of FML deleting my comments!
TylerBurden 21
Doesn't matter, you can still run....
Buttsexpirate 9
******* garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.
ICATiger 13
Those things freak the hell out of me with their small beady eyes
sheethapins 13
Yeah but they offer great travel rates.
Pentium_4 27
it's been 6 months, and you haven't been using it much? knowing how shitty the economy is, it was bound to happen, but sorry OP
lishy1311 0
When you want something it always goes missing
ICATiger 13
Maybe next time you won't put it off for so long
Airman1988 9
I agree that sucks but if your bike being stolen is all it takes to break your motivation to get fit you werent ever that serious anyway. Break out the running shoes and hit the trails.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
By stolen you mean "I 'lost it' so I could pretend to have it stolen because I do not want to work out that bad"?
dirtroadmopar 0
instead of weight, you lost a bike!