Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
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bmackie 0
nice...bet he loved it ;)
Darkon 0
So did Dad give Junior a thumbs up?
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Comments (91)
bmackie 0
nice...bet he loved it ;)
SaintJared 0
HAHAHAHAHA, FATASS
theguccibag 0
Umm why is everyone asking if shes hot??? if she can't even get her bathing suit bottoms off. im gonna say at least 3 people mistaked her for a beached whale that day!! lmao
AnaMaree 0
lol srsly.
JustSoLost 8
That's not so nice. If I were you I wouldn't go around insulting overweight people.
beelzebub777 0
you know his dad came over and high-fived him right after that
hackymeal 0
22 made me lol ;D
shali14 0
good point!
Pauline96_fml 20
#22 or, she could be having trouble because she actually has an ass
fungigiby7 0
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hahaha FAIL YDI oh well at least they know you now warts and all!
destinyhacker 0
FYL!
766746 0
WELL
McFail_fml 4
Ohhh was it the teeny weany yellow polka dot bikini
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i wish i was there
redbluegreen 41
You know, you could shower with your bathing suit on and undress in there, right? I'm just being harsh. I hope they were able to take in the full ocean view. (;
Darkon 0
So did Dad give Junior a thumbs up?
moonlight_daze 8
That's so wrong, lmao.
FKARYSL 0
LMFAO
Theguybehindyou 0
YDI for taking a shower outside naked in the first place.
grv_fml 4
so what, every one of them seen naked human body before. its ridiculous how society supports false pretentious morals and hypocrisy
JustOhSoLovely 6
it's not common in the us to see another's naked ass. it'a also embarrassing and everyone looks different naked. I just don't see the hypocrisy in her fml...