anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
joedoe
United States
Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
DusterOverBits
United Kingdom
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
tehaustiebear
San Diego, United States
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Part-ay!
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cheeky
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
nekkidness
Carthage, United States
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
vanorav
Santa Clarita, United States
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
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bellakaykid 6
At least they weren't in the front yard.
TransitionCovert 6
Did he win the Get out of Jail Free card?
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Tonka_Cookie 10
and thats how life should be :)
UMadBro69 0
Well I like to play Cluedo tied upside to the roof while being surgically attached to a pigs anus while it is constantly sh!tt!ng in my mouth, while giving birth to a sperm whale and shove a 10 foot pole right into my rectum, while being brutally and ballistically r@ped by a huge black man with a 12 "inch meat grinder. But that's just me. WHAT!? Why is everyone giving me strange looks? Oh yeah, I almost forget while also being naked :)
NYBellz 0
Sexy
katexheartsxyou 6
Maybe they were pretending the monopoly money was real money, so they could buy 'favors'?
katexheartsxyou 6
he probably did, but got kicked out.
DanielCastillo 0
Strange things that people do
Taurus_ChicKa 37
At least it wasn't WoW or CoD. :D
hutch8429 0
What if it was charades?
rttr 18
There really should be a WTF button.
mommapanda 0
I AGREE!!!! FML Team, is that a possibility in the future?!?!?
katexheartsxyou 6
he probably did but then got kicked out.
brick_man33 14
at least it wasn't naked charades.