Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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jtconcord 7
They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!
smurfsarwales 9
With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...
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Comments (208)
kut19 6
You sound more upset about the deodorant and pillowcase than you do about everything else.
DontModMeDammit 10
Thank god it wasn't an xbox.
hammerfall26 6
I just laughed out loud because of this!
Zomg_Okay 27
They're both gaming consoles and they both have their own strong points. Don't turn this into a console war. >.>
DontModMeDammit 10
Yea I know they are both good, but PS3 has cooler technology, buy xbox is still the best "gaming" system. That is the end of it, no console war will happen or it will be off with your heads!
Fatalist_ 2
He put all your shit in pillowcases.
Jarmenkell 0
pillow cases to carry ur shit in, deadorant because it was hard work ransacking ur house
mbrooks5110 0
Idk about y they took ur deodorant but they used ur pillow cases to carry ur stuff. Sorry you had an intruder!!!
SinisterMedic 0
Hey man... You work up a sweat robbin' people. Don't wanna stank up the getaway car.
DjeePee 25
They needed the deodorant to cover their smelly sweat, caused by the stress of the burglary. Duuh.
kimmerwee 2
The pillowcases are used for carrying out the stolen goods. My place was broken into a few weeks ago and they took a duffle bag to carry out the items. Maybe your robber was sweaty after all that and decided he didn't want to stink up the next place he robbed.
Busby91 0
Dis they happen to leave a lava lamp anywhere?
JennaMarie420 2
They broke out into a sweat so they took the deodorant. And they needed something to carry everything so they stole the pillow cases.