Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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jtconcord 7
They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!
smurfsarwales 9
With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...
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Comments (208)
jsturaveragegirl 5
Pillowcases= a way to carry all the stuff they stole Deodorant= not smelling like theft! Duh!
DuchessAubri 1
Everyone loves deordorant!!!!!
alycion 39
Sometimes I wonder if people take the odd item on their way out as a further way to screw with the victim.
Sierz 0
I would, just to ruin that persons day a little more ;) toilet paper would be epic to steal
raphanne_fml 33
It would be even more fun to misplace some stuff. Like putting the big toilet brush in the toothbrush glass, or hiding the remote in the fridge or putting the CD of [insert crappy singer's name here] in your stereo...
mmwmeg1990 0
Pillowcase was used in put your items in!
bigkountry209 0
they probably used ur pillow cases to put shit in
KrazzyNV 0
Who leaves the house without taking thier cell phone?
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
How many times are people going to say the exact same thing about the thief putting the stolen goods in the pillowcase? :P
Enslaved 38
When they find the burglar, I hope you use your pillowcases and "Full Metal Jacket" his ass with your deodorant!
jenno32 3
did noone else get that they were homeless and so wanted some sort of hygenic product?
legresley85 1
Probably a crack head, when they are high, they dont have any common sense. It also explains why they took your bedding and pit stick, they don't care about germs and other peoples body fluids. Sorry your stuff got stolen.